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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36090 on: July 30, 2014, 07:35:42 AM »
Waiting for the boilerman  ::)

Between 8.30 and 12.30 they said, so I am now a prisoner  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36091 on: July 30, 2014, 07:40:41 AM »
Beach cancelled... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36092 on: July 30, 2014, 07:43:24 AM »
Been a naughty boy?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36093 on: July 30, 2014, 07:53:04 AM »
Been a naughty boy?

Well...

The water pump packed-up, the back door wouldn't close and MeMi has leaked petrol all over the garage.....  noooo:

LL has gone to the beach without me....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36094 on: July 30, 2014, 07:54:40 AM »
Been a naughty boy?

Well...

The water pump packed-up, the back door wouldn't close and MeMi has leaked petrol all over the garage.....  noooo:

LL has gone to the beach without me....  redface:

Bad workman>>>>>>>>>Tools   ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36095 on: July 30, 2014, 07:55:15 AM »
Been a naughty boy?

Well...

The water pump packed-up, the back door wouldn't close and MeMi has leaked petrol all over the garage.....  noooo:

LL has gone to the beach without me....  redface:

Bad workman>>>>>>>>>Tools   ::)

Guilty as charged....  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36096 on: July 30, 2014, 09:41:34 AM »
220 snotters for a new water pump!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36097 on: July 30, 2014, 09:42:05 AM »
The same one you repaired last week?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36098 on: July 30, 2014, 09:48:23 AM »
The same one you repaired last week?

Well....  redface:

The water pump has a pressure switch on it... It detects when you open a tap or flush the bog and starts the pump...

The pressure switch packed-up the other week and I spent a day changing it.... you have to saw all the pipes off and replace them...

Today, the pump packed-up...

Went to the GIY shop and the bloke said, "you should have changed both together"...

I fecking know that now!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36099 on: July 30, 2014, 09:51:02 AM »
No wonder you were Captain of GIY at skool, like.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36100 on: July 30, 2014, 09:55:19 AM »
No wonder you were Captain of GIY at skool, like.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36101 on: July 30, 2014, 10:03:55 AM »
No wonder you were Captain of GIY at skool, like.

He achieved the Victor ludicrous award every year.  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36102 on: July 30, 2014, 10:07:21 AM »
 evil:

Water everywhere....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36103 on: July 30, 2014, 10:12:57 AM »

evil:

Water everywhere....  noooo:
and not a drop to drink?

(From the infamous poem:  the Ancient Gubber)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36104 on: July 30, 2014, 10:20:03 AM »
Noshing in Frankie and Bennys playing guess the artist (Fats Domino according to google) and then on to less than 10 pin bowling

Still got a garage to sort :-(
Well, whatever, nevermind