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[apc2010]

A text comes in ........

this week did a big wedding ..it had 4 gayers ...now I am no homophobe but these guys were taking the piss ,,tongues n touching each other .....and there were children there ....



the text was from the hotel some Russian guy filled them in coz they were performing in front of this family.....


more details to follow.....

[Nick]

I am back, like 

The Boy seems to have racked up a £450 mobile phone bill  (for a month  )

[apc2010]

I am back, like 

The Boy seems to have racked up a £450 mobile phone bill  (for a month  )

To quote Growler ...........Pay as you go........

[Nick]

I am not paying at all 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

0900-PORN-LINE  ?

[Nick]

Endless chatter with "Daniella" 

[apc2010]

Endless chatter with "Daniella" 

The Daniella.........

[Nick]

Some gerl 

He reckons she is "teaching him golf" 

[Barman]

Just discovered that the SiL has bought a caravan today....

...the shame of it.... 

I assume she has been cast out and will no longer be spoken of.  As if she never had lived

Son in Law... and yes, cast out into the wilderness.....   

A 7m long monster too.... 

[Barman]

Endless chatter with "Daniella" 

The Daniella.........

 

[The Moan Ranger]

A text comes in ........

this week did a big wedding ..it had 4 gayers ...now I am no homophobe but these guys were taking the piss ,,tongues n touching each other .....and there were children there ....



the text was from the hotel some Russian guy filled them in coz they were performing in front of this family.....


more details to follow.....

Quite right too - poofery is not a spectator sport. What anyone chooses to do behind closed doors is up to them, but these exhibitionist chutney ferrets should not be tolerated; they do it for shock value and that might be OK in a bar in Brighton but not at a wedding where children are present. For once, I agree with a Russian.

[Nick]

Wot he said.

[apc2010]

A text comes in ........

this week did a big wedding ..it had 4 gayers ...now I am no homophobe but these guys were taking the piss ,,tongues n touching each other .....and there were children there ....



the text was from the hotel some Russian guy filled them in coz they were performing in front of this family.....


more details to follow.....

Quite right too - poofery is not a spectator sport. What anyone chooses to do behind closed doors is up to them, but these exhibitionist chutney ferrets should not be tolerated; they do it for shock value and that might be OK in a bar in Brighton but not at a wedding where children are present. For once, I agree with a Russian.

  Zactly if 2 straight people did it the hotel would stop them ..coz they are gayers they don't.....


BTW Miss T said poofery is her new word of the week.......

[Nick]

Is there something you want to tell us ? 

[The Moan Ranger]

A text comes in ........

this week did a big wedding ..it had 4 gayers ...now I am no homophobe but these guys were taking the piss ,,tongues n touching each other .....and there were children there ....



the text was from the hotel some Russian guy filled them in coz they were performing in front of this family.....


more details to follow.....

Quite right too - poofery is not a spectator sport. What anyone chooses to do behind closed doors is up to them, but these exhibitionist chutney ferrets should not be tolerated; they do it for shock value and that might be OK in a bar in Brighton but not at a wedding where children are present. For once, I agree with a Russian.

  Zactly if 2 straight people did it the hotel would stop them ..coz they are gayers they don't.....


BTW Miss T said poofery is her new word of the week.......

* Lesbianism is defnitely a spectator sport, mind as long as they aren't a pair of shaved head swamp donkeys...