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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36165 on: August 03, 2014, 07:04:54 PM »
A text comes in ........

this week did a big wedding ..it had 4 gayers ...now I am no homophobe but these guys were taking the piss ,,tongues n touching each other .....and there were children there ....



the text was from the hotel some Russian guy filled them in coz they were performing in front of this family..... ;D ;D


more details to follow.....

Quite right too - poofery is not a spectator sport. What anyone chooses to do behind closed doors is up to them, but these exhibitionist chutney ferrets should not be tolerated; they do it for shock value and that might be OK in a bar in Brighton but not at a wedding where children are present. For once, I agree with a Russian.


 Thumbs: Zactly if 2 straight people did it the hotel would stop them ..coz they are gayers they don't..... noooo:


BTW Miss T said poofery is her new word of the week.......

* Lesbianism is defnitely a spectator sport, mind as long as they aren't a pair of shaved head swamp donkeys...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36166 on: August 04, 2014, 06:30:41 AM »
Milton Keynes  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36167 on: August 04, 2014, 12:17:44 PM »
Off to work soon.......near BM towers........ rubschin:  pop in for a night cap.... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36168 on: August 04, 2014, 12:36:07 PM »
Off to work soon.......near BM towers........ rubschin:  pop in for a night cap.... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36169 on: August 04, 2014, 12:39:50 PM »
Off to work soon.......near BM towers........ rubschin:  pop in for a night cap.... rubschin:

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« Reply #36170 on: August 04, 2014, 12:41:20 PM »
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« Reply #36171 on: August 04, 2014, 12:44:28 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36172 on: August 04, 2014, 01:14:25 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36173 on: August 05, 2014, 04:53:41 AM »
Today I shall mostly be going to Limassol.....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36174 on: August 05, 2014, 06:54:55 AM »
Might go for a haircut  rubschin: rubschin:
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« Reply #36175 on: August 05, 2014, 08:53:49 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36176 on: August 05, 2014, 08:54:25 AM »
Still thinking about a haircut  rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36178 on: August 05, 2014, 11:59:46 AM »
I see Nick had his hair cut, beard shaved and bought a new wardrobe...



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36179 on: August 05, 2014, 12:00:22 PM »
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