Was 6 pin bowling when a phone call comes in from the builders: "do I know where the outside water stop cock is "
I'm thinking the digger has gone through our water main
I await news
I have arrived home to see several men staring at a water filled hole with an emergency plumber in it.
Worse there appears to be a fractured sewer pipe involved
Oh noes!
One of those keep calm and don't let anyone think you are taking any responsibility for fixing it moments
Good news is we now have some fucking deep holes but a repaired waste pipe and main water pipe
Hopefully the milkman won't be found at the bottom of one of them