The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

Off to werk again soon........

[Barman]

I have been werking on Miss A's file server all day....

[Grumpmeister]

So how long before Miss A has to get an professional in? 

[Barman]

So how long before Miss A has to get an professional in? 

She has a professional in.... 

[Miss Adventure]

So how long before Miss A has to get an professional in? 

Oh no.... How's it going BM? I'll be out of a job if you f*** it up

[Barman]

So how long before Miss A has to get an professional in? 

Oh no.... How's it going BM? I'll be out of a job if you f*** it up

It is going splendidly! 

[apc2010]

So how long before Miss A has to get an professional in? 

Oh no.... How's it going BM? I'll be out of a job if you f*** it up

It is going splendidly! 

Miss A,s new job thread.........

[Grumpmeister]

So how long before Miss A has to get an professional in? 

Oh no.... How's it going BM? I'll be out of a job if you f*** it up

It is going splendidly! 

Isn't that the line BM normally uses just before things start going horribly wrong? 

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

I am back from the university, like

[Steve]

Was 6 pin bowling when a phone call comes in from the builders: "do I know where the outside water stop cock is "

I'm thinking the digger has gone through our water main

I await news

[Steve]

Was 6 pin bowling when a phone call comes in from the builders: "do I know where the outside water stop cock is "

I'm thinking the digger has gone through our water main

I await news

I have arrived home to see several men staring at a water filled hole with an emergency plumber in it.

Worse there appears to be a fractured sewer pipe involved

[Nick]

Oh shit 

[Barman]

Was 6 pin bowling when a phone call comes in from the builders: "do I know where the outside water stop cock is "

I'm thinking the digger has gone through our water main

I await news

I have arrived home to see several men staring at a water filled hole with an emergency plumber in it.

Worse there appears to be a fractured sewer pipe involved

Oh noes! 

[Steve]

Was 6 pin bowling when a phone call comes in from the builders: "do I know where the outside water stop cock is "

I'm thinking the digger has gone through our water main

I await news

I have arrived home to see several men staring at a water filled hole with an emergency plumber in it.

Worse there appears to be a fractured sewer pipe involved

Oh noes! 

One of those keep calm and don't let anyone think you are taking any responsibility for fixing it moments

Good news is we now have some fucking deep holes but a repaired waste pipe and main water pipe




Hopefully the milkman won't be found at the bottom of one of them