The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

FVCK

The Boy has "lost" the £20 for Mrs Nick's birthday 
He has NOT cleaned his room 

My favourite cousin Sheila had ALzheimer's suddenly so I am off to Market Harbourough tomorrow to see her in case she still knows me 

And I have just recalled I have to be in London on Monday 

[Uncle Mort]

"It never rains but it pours"

[Barman]

Just been on a long cross-country walk with the dog.... 

Impressed with the incredible range and diversity of the shotgun cartridges! 

[Barman]

Welding....

[Nick]

What can possibly go wrong?

[Barman]

What can possibly go wrong?

 

[Nick]

Market Harborough 

[apc2010]

Welding....

It's a glue gun......

[Barman]

Welding....

It's a glue gun......

 

[Nick]

I am back, like 

[apc2010]

I am back, like 

 

[Nick]

I had to pretend to be may dad who had come back from the dead 

[apc2010]

I had to pretend to be may dad who had come back from the dead 

     

[Nick]

Elderly cousin with Alzheimer's. Wanted to see her while she still knew who I am. Bit too late. SHe was thrilled to see "Uncle David", so I played along. She asked how "little Nicky" was doing at school. I gave me a glowing report 

[apc2010]

Elderly cousin with Alzheimer's. Wanted to see her while she still knew who I am. Bit too late. SHe was thrilled to see "Uncle David", so I played along. She asked how "little Nicky" was doing at school. I gave me a glowing report 

   good man......