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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38550 on: January 09, 2015, 03:34:44 PM »
Basingstoke  scared2: scared2:

Emma the PA just called. I have a problem to deal with on Monday  scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38551 on: January 09, 2015, 03:35:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 09, 2015, 03:34:44 PM
Basingstoke  scared2: scared2:

Emma the PA just called. I have a problem to deal with on Monday  scared2: scared2:

A babby........... cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38552 on: January 09, 2015, 03:37:46 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2015, 03:33:22 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 09, 2015, 03:30:53 PM
In the Lloyds  Bar in Basingstoke.  The natives are all staring at me.  Guinness only £2.79

Did you do more than 30 on the way.......... rubschin:

Oh yes! Not in my own car though
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38553 on: January 09, 2015, 03:41:02 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2015, 03:35:37 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 09, 2015, 03:34:44 PM
Basingstoke  scared2: scared2:

Emma the PA just called. I have a problem to deal with on Monday  scared2: scared2:

A babby........... cloud9:

 eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38554 on: January 09, 2015, 03:52:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 09, 2015, 03:34:44 PM
Basingstoke  scared2: scared2:

Emma the PA just called. I have a problem to deal with on Monday  scared2: scared2:

The natives are all fat and have moustaches.  And that's the women.

The males are all stick thin with bad hair and outcrops of wispy beard. There must be a university nearby as they have to be students.

There is a corner occupied by the "God's waiting room" crusty pensioners.  And the obligatory pervert looking at porn on his laptop using the free wifi. 

Still, could be worse - I could be in Paris. ..
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38555 on: January 09, 2015, 04:23:45 PM »
Young's Special £2.15
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38556 on: January 09, 2015, 04:31:21 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38557 on: January 09, 2015, 04:36:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 09, 2015, 04:31:21 PM
oyph  noooo:

Being driven back to civilisation soon...M3/M25/A3...will take a millionty years probably. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38558 on: January 09, 2015, 04:37:31 PM »
Friday evening on the M25  point: point: point:

Have you got a large bladder?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38559 on: January 09, 2015, 04:42:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 09, 2015, 04:37:31 PM
Friday evening on the M25  point: point: point:

Have you got a large bladder?

Nothing about him is large....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38560 on: January 09, 2015, 04:45:54 PM »
Carrier bags full of piss hurled out the window, you say?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38561 on: January 09, 2015, 05:34:45 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 09, 2015, 04:36:12 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 09, 2015, 04:31:21 PM
oyph  noooo:

Being driven back to civilisation soon...M3/M25/A3...will take a millionty years probably. 

Seems like a long way round - Farnham would be quickerer
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38562 on: January 09, 2015, 05:40:55 PM »
A3 knackered so going via Leatherhead. We will probably stop for a quick pint on the way through.

My bladder is fine, unlike BM and Nickolarse who hold shares in "Tena men" due to their excessive consumption of this product.  And their leaky little tinkles.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38563 on: January 09, 2015, 05:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 09, 2015, 04:45:54 PM
Carrier bags full of piss hurled out the window, you say?  rubschin:

Scunthorpe baptism you say...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38564 on: January 09, 2015, 06:13:09 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 09, 2015, 05:40:55 PM
A3 knackered so going via Leatherhead. We will probably stop for a quick pint on the way through.

My bladder is fine, unlike BM and Nickolarse who hold shares in "Tena men" due to their excessive consumption of this product.  And their leaky little tinkles.

Watch your speed......... noooo:
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