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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38880 on: February 06, 2015, 11:08:57 AM »
Been to the bank....

A few years ago they installed an 'entry system' at the bank so you have to press a buzzer on the outside, the teller checks that you haven't got a mask over your head and a shotgun and presses a button to open the door....

The system has always been flawed because there is a button on the inside to let yourself out when you have finished your business. So a masked gunman only has to wait outside the door until somebody leaves before rushing in...

Now, presumably for some bizarre H & S regulation they have fitted another huge emergency exit door with a push-bar to open it which everybody now uses to leave (and enter if the timing is right) the bank...

bear in mind that the bank has just two positions and room enough for about five or six customers inside.... facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38881 on: February 06, 2015, 11:10:48 AM »
How much did you steal?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38882 on: February 06, 2015, 12:06:12 PM »
How much did you steal?  rubschin:

"Man with head in bucket robs bank shock"

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38883 on: February 06, 2015, 01:42:56 PM »

How much did you steal?  rubschin:

"Man with head in bucket robs bank shock"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38884 on: February 06, 2015, 02:49:48 PM »
Been to the bank....

A few years ago they installed an 'entry system' at the bank so you have to press a buzzer on the outside, the teller checks that you haven't got a mask over your head and a shotgun and presses a button to open the door....

The system has always been flawed because there is a button on the inside to let yourself out when you have finished your business. So a masked gunman only has to wait outside the door until somebody leaves before rushing in...

Now, presumably for some bizarre H & S regulation they have fitted another huge emergency exit door with a push-bar to open it which everybody now uses to leave (and enter if the timing is right) the bank...

bear in mind that the bank has just two positions and room enough for about five or six customers inside.... facepalm:

Same as my bank........ noooo:  the main one ...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38885 on: February 06, 2015, 06:28:07 PM »
Just found someone has uploaded a load of classic Clue onto youtube  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38886 on: February 06, 2015, 06:38:06 PM »
Just found someone has uploaded a load of classic Clue onto youtube  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38887 on: February 06, 2015, 06:39:18 PM »
Just found someone has uploaded a load of classic Clue onto youtube  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38888 on: February 06, 2015, 06:43:21 PM »
Just found someone has uploaded a load of classic Clue onto youtube  cloud9:

Humph  cloud9:

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The clue is in the post..... whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38889 on: February 06, 2015, 06:47:55 PM »
Apey's got it  lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38890 on: February 07, 2015, 12:38:37 AM »
Apey's got it  lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38891 on: February 07, 2015, 07:39:44 AM »
We are called to the house of the Eldest to examine the kitchen ceiling.   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38892 on: February 07, 2015, 07:41:56 AM »
We are called to the house of the Eldest to examine the kitchen ceiling.   rubschin:

Too many jokes for Nick........... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38893 on: February 07, 2015, 07:43:06 AM »
We are called to the house of the Eldest to examine the kitchen ceiling.   rubschin:

Too many jokes for Nick........... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #38894 on: February 07, 2015, 08:31:57 AM »
Another quadcopter disaster  noooo: noooo:
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