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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39300 on: March 06, 2015, 09:25:04 PM »
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Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2015, 09:08:58 PM
Queued out of Southampton, queued to get off m4 at Swindon, queued all the way to the island where 2 lanes merge into 1 - got to the island to hear the diesel empty alert, so went round the island, back 5 miles, fill up, queued all the way back again.   surrender:

Have a drink...

I am.. I found a third of a bottle of red... I am now told that's all there is cos the staff forgot to get some.  ::)

Looks like the night I open the present from my previous manager, it is fizzy and had a pink feathery collar... If that was the wrong thing to say...  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39301 on: March 06, 2015, 09:27:36 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2015, 09:25:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 06, 2015, 09:11:18 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2015, 09:08:58 PM
Queued out of Southampton, queued to get off m4 at Swindon, queued all the way to the island where 2 lanes merge into 1 - got to the island to hear the diesel empty alert, so went round the island, back 5 miles, fill up, queued all the way back again.   surrender:

Have a drink...

I am.. I found a third of a bottle of red... I am now told that's all there is cos the staff forgot to get some.  ::)

Looks like the night I open the present from my previous manager, it is fizzy and had a pink feathery collar... If that was the wrong thing to say...  surrender:

Got 23 bottles from Lidl today.....  Thumbs:

And then a friend dropped round two bottles of Châteauneuf-du-Pape for making that logo wot I made!  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39302 on: March 06, 2015, 09:28:56 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 06, 2015, 09:27:36 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2015, 09:25:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 06, 2015, 09:11:18 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2015, 09:08:58 PM
Queued out of Southampton, queued to get off m4 at Swindon, queued all the way to the island where 2 lanes merge into 1 - got to the island to hear the diesel empty alert, so went round the island, back 5 miles, fill up, queued all the way back again.   surrender:

Have a drink...

I am.. I found a third of a bottle of red... I am now told that's all there is cos the staff forgot to get some.  ::)

Looks like the night I open the present from my previous manager, it is fizzy and had a pink feathery collar... If that was the wrong thing to say...  surrender:

Got 23 bottles from Lidl today.....  Thumbs:

And then a friend dropped round two bottles of Châteauneuf-du-Pape for making that logo wot I made!  cloud9:

If you only lived in Werstshire.m ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39303 on: March 06, 2015, 09:29:49 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2015, 09:25:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 06, 2015, 09:11:18 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2015, 09:08:58 PM
Queued out of Southampton, queued to get off m4 at Swindon, queued all the way to the island where 2 lanes merge into 1 - got to the island to hear the diesel empty alert, so went round the island, back 5 miles, fill up, queued all the way back again.   surrender:

Have a drink...

I am.. I found a third of a bottle of red... I am now told that's all there is cos the staff forgot to get some.  ::)

Looks like the night I open the present from my previous manager, it is fizzy and had a pink feathery collar... If that was the wrong thing to say...  surrender:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39304 on: March 06, 2015, 09:47:22 PM »



Reminds me of my childhood... I was ill a lot...   And I only drank it in 5ml units.   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39305 on: March 06, 2015, 09:48:51 PM »
Actually, maybe, perhaps I should have read the label.  It could be thin bubble bath.  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39306 on: March 06, 2015, 09:54:05 PM »
I have bubbles  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39307 on: March 06, 2015, 09:59:52 PM »
Does Michael know?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39308 on: March 07, 2015, 11:39:37 AM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 06, 2015, 09:10:52 PM
No Queues to Nottingham  angel1

Hardly surprising . . .  (Though I would have expected one on the way out  rubschin:)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39309 on: March 07, 2015, 12:28:54 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 07, 2015, 11:39:37 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 06, 2015, 09:10:52 PM
No Queues to Nottingham  angel1

Hardly surprising . . .  (Though I would have expected one on the way out  rubschin:)
Nah, Nottingham is OK.  Was quite impressed when we stayed there a while back
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39310 on: March 07, 2015, 01:43:19 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2015, 09:48:51 PM
Actually, maybe, perhaps I should have read the label.  It could be thin bubble bath.  evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39311 on: March 07, 2015, 09:36:42 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2015, 09:48:51 PM
Actually, maybe, perhaps I should have read the label.  It could be thin bubble bath.  evil:

Look on the bright side, it if was Apey would have still swigged it  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39312 on: March 07, 2015, 09:41:48 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2015, 09:36:42 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2015, 09:48:51 PM
Actually, maybe, perhaps I should have read the label.  It could be thin bubble bath.  evil:

Look on the bright side, it if was Apey would have still swigged it  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39313 on: March 08, 2015, 02:03:10 PM »
Been sat in the garden reading.......and sun-bathing..... cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39314 on: March 08, 2015, 02:35:06 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 08, 2015, 02:03:10 PM
Been sat in the garden reading.......and sun-bathing..... cloud9:

Have been putting my motorbike back together...  Sunburn:
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