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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39375 on: March 13, 2015, 07:24:28 PM »
"How's the flat you're living in in Northamptonshire, Jock?" asks his mother when he calls home to Aberdeen.
"It's okay," he replies, "but the woman next door keeps screaming and crying all night and the guy on the other side keeps banging his head on the wall."
"Never you mind," says his mother, "don't you let them get to you, just ignore them."
"Aye, that I do," he says, "I just keep playing my bagpipes."
 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39376 on: March 13, 2015, 07:28:52 PM »
"How's the flat you're living in in Northamptonshire, Jock?" asks his mother when he calls home to Aberdeen.
"It's okay," he replies, "but the woman next door keeps screaming and crying all night and the guy on the other side keeps banging his head on the wall."
"Never you mind," says his mother, "don't you let them get to you, just ignore them."
"Aye, that I do," he says, "I just keep playing my bagpipes."

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39377 on: March 13, 2015, 07:32:03 PM »
Getting ready for a weekend away  cloud9:    again  ::)

Off to Northants to cousins lots of great food, booze and laughs  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39378 on: March 13, 2015, 07:35:32 PM »
Getting ready for a weekend away  cloud9:    again  ::)

Off to Northants to cousins lots of great food, booze and laughs  cloud9:

 Thumbs:  for the fun not Northants.....

The town is a shithole but we don't go out  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39379 on: March 13, 2015, 07:54:19 PM »
Getting ready for a weekend away  cloud9:    again  ::)

Off to Northants to cousins lots of great food, booze and laughs  cloud9:

 Thumbs:  for the fun not Northants.....

The town is a shithole but we don't go out. We stay in and play bagpipes whistle:
whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39380 on: March 13, 2015, 08:42:09 PM »
Getting ready for a weekend away  cloud9:    again  ::)

Off to Northants to cousins lots of great food, booze and laughs  cloud9:

 Thumbs:  for the fun not Northants.....

The town is a shithole but we don't go out. We stay in and play bagpipes whistle:
whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39381 on: March 13, 2015, 09:49:01 PM »
Getting ready for a weekend away  cloud9:    again  ::)

Off to Northants to cousins lots of great food, booze and laughs  cloud9:

 Thumbs:  for the fun not Northants.....

The town is a shithole but we don't go out. We stay in and play bagpipes whistle:
whistle:

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If Apey is going to take the mickey out of your traditions boogsy might I suggest packing a claymore for the next Cyprus trip.....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39382 on: March 13, 2015, 09:58:36 PM »
Getting ready for a weekend away  cloud9:    again  ::)

Off to Northants to cousins lots of great food, booze and laughs  cloud9:

 Thumbs:  for the fun not Northants.....

The town is a shithole but we don't go out. We stay in and play bagpipes whistle:
whistle:

 evil:

If Apey is going to take the mickey out of your traditions boogsy might I suggest packing a claymore for the next Cyprus trip.....  whistle:

It was Nick....... eeek:   

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39383 on: March 13, 2015, 09:59:48 PM »
He lies  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39384 on: March 13, 2015, 10:01:31 PM »
He lies  angel1

It wasn't me .........read the thread......... cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39385 on: March 13, 2015, 10:05:40 PM »
Getting ready for a weekend away  cloud9:    again  ::)

Off to Northants to cousins lots of great food, booze and laughs  cloud9:

 Thumbs:  for the fun not Northants.....

The town is a shithole but we don't go out. We stay in and play bagpipes whistle:
whistle:

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If Apey is going to take the mickey out of your traditions boogsy might I suggest packing a claymore for the next Cyprus trip.....  whistle:

It was Nick....... eeek:

I know but Boogsy isn't daft enough to go within 10 miles of Nick carrying a sharp object. Anyway I'm sure you have taken the mickey at some point..
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39386 on: March 14, 2015, 09:48:35 AM »
Right then. Off to Scallypool.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39387 on: March 14, 2015, 10:35:52 AM »
Right then. Off to Scallypool.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39388 on: March 14, 2015, 10:46:39 AM »
Got to have a bit of a tidy up, got people coming to lok at speakers today. I hope they don't want a cuppa cos the kettle has blown up.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39389 on: March 14, 2015, 10:50:34 AM »
Putting my motorbike back together like....
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