The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

Rita, the phenomenally busty redhead dragged me into the gay psychic reading ("Has anyone here recently lost a spaniel?" "I sense a Robert who has recently passed", "Does December mean anything to anyone"  etc.) and gave me an involuntary foot massage. It has all been a bit odd. SHe has a tattoo on her thigh which she insisted on showing me    I have wedged a chair against my door 

 

take her up the valley.......

[Barman]

Today I shall mostly be in Pafos....

[Miss Demeanour]

Rita, the phenomenally busty redhead dragged me into the gay psychic reading ("Has anyone here recently lost a spaniel?" "I sense a Robert who has recently passed", "Does December mean anything to anyone"  etc.) and gave me an involuntary foot massage. It has all been a bit odd. SHe has a tattoo on her thigh which she insisted on showing me    I have wedged a chair against my door 

Wedgwood eh ....she is  obviously a classy lady 

[Grumpmeister]

Rita, the phenomenally busty redhead dragged me into the gay psychic reading ("Has anyone here recently lost a spaniel?" "I sense a Robert who has recently passed", "Does December mean anything to anyone"  etc.) and gave me an involuntary foot massage. It has all been a bit odd. SHe has a tattoo on her thigh which she insisted on showing me    I have wedged a chair against my door 

Wedgwood eh ....she is  obviously a classy lady 

Could be she was pissed and thought he was a Chippendale 

[Barman]

I'm back here like! 

[boogs]

Just got in from werk and going out to put up more screening in the garden.

[Nick]

Nottingham 

[apc2010]

Nottingham 

How was the presentation.....

[Nick]

I startled them, fixed a few folks to say "FANTASTIC" in response to every time I asked them a question, showed them a cartoon, got everything I wanted and SAVAGED a completely humourless arsehole who everyone hates but no one dares take on. I WON!! 

[apc2010]

I startled them, fixed a few folks to say "FANTASTIC" in response to every time I asked them a question, showed them a cartoon, got everything I wanted and SAVAGED a completely humourless arsehole who everyone hates but no one dares take on. I WON!! 

 

[Barman]

I startled them, fixed a few folks to say "FANTASTIC" in response to every time I asked them a question, showed them a cartoon, got everything I wanted and SAVAGED a completely humourless arsehole who everyone hates but no one dares take on. I WON!! 

 

[Darwins Selection]

I startled them, fixed a few folks to say "FANTASTIC" in response to every time I asked them a question, showed them a cartoon, got everything I wanted and SAVAGED a completely humourless arsehole who everyone hates but no one dares take on. I WON!! 

 

 

[Nick]

Bob "I write songs about lesbians" Dickinson is a dead man 

[apc2010]

Pnone still ringing.....

[Barman]

On the roof prolly....