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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40185 on: May 05, 2015, 07:55:15 AM »
 noooo: noooo: drumroll:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40186 on: May 05, 2015, 08:09:28 AM »
Waiting in the horsepickle...

...my mate is having a mahoosive operation today...  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40187 on: May 05, 2015, 09:35:01 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2015, 08:09:28 AM
Waiting in the horsepickle...

...my mate is having a mahoosive operation today...  scared2:

Fingers crossed.....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40188 on: May 05, 2015, 10:01:27 AM »
Just needs a bi of lubrication then  angel1 angel1



















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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40189 on: May 05, 2015, 10:07:06 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2015, 09:35:01 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2015, 08:09:28 AM
Waiting in the horsepickle...

...my mate is having a mahoosive operation today...  scared2:

Fingers crossed.....
wot he said
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40190 on: May 05, 2015, 10:15:17 AM »
Lunch with a young lady  eyes: eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40191 on: May 05, 2015, 10:44:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 05, 2015, 10:15:17 AM
Lunch with a young lady  eyes: eyes:
McDonalds will be pleased
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40192 on: May 05, 2015, 10:54:12 AM »
Quote from: Steve on May 05, 2015, 10:44:04 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 05, 2015, 10:15:17 AM
Lunch with a young lady  eyes: eyes:
McDonalds will be pleased

"quarter pounder joke".....insert ,,,,
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40193 on: May 05, 2015, 10:58:55 AM »
Mr Thread?  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40194 on: May 05, 2015, 12:09:34 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2015, 09:35:01 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2015, 08:09:28 AM
Waiting in the horsepickle...

...my mate is having a mahoosive operation today...  scared2:

Fingers crossed.....

He is having an operation on his jaw (cancer)...

He is in a room with two beds - the other bloke is in for a kidney transplant...

They came and took my mate away on the trolley at 12:30.....

Five minutes later they brought him back, chucked him off the trolley and took the other guy away...  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40195 on: May 05, 2015, 12:10:22 PM »
So your mate will get a new kidney in his mouth then  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40196 on: May 05, 2015, 12:11:07 PM »
Now I have a backbiting joke forming in my head  redface: redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40197 on: May 05, 2015, 12:24:07 PM »
Off to werk soon...... evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40198 on: May 05, 2015, 12:25:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 05, 2015, 12:11:07 PM
Now I have a backbiting joke forming in my head  redface: redface:

Leave it there...   ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40199 on: May 05, 2015, 12:45:47 PM »
Arrive home to find a lunch invite from the sleepwalking vicar's daughter. I think I am meant to pay for it though  noooo: noooo:
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