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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40230 on: May 06, 2015, 12:42:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 06, 2015, 12:25:47 PM
Pink Sis calls to report that she has received a letter from HSBC about our Mum's will. There is a reference to "assets". SHe died in 1997.

The letter is not a scam as she has phoned the bank  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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How much do you owe ?  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40231 on: May 06, 2015, 02:20:36 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 06, 2015, 10:49:54 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 06, 2015, 10:49:25 AM
The waitress here has piercings. Nine of them are in her NECK  eeek: eeek: Shocked:

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Get some fridge magnets...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40232 on: May 06, 2015, 03:41:38 PM »
Vino and very loud music........... Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40233 on: May 06, 2015, 03:42:57 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 06, 2015, 03:41:38 PM
Vino and very loud music........... Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40234 on: May 06, 2015, 03:44:32 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 06, 2015, 03:42:57 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 06, 2015, 03:41:38 PM
Vino and very loud music........... Thumbs:

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Told everyone I was testing the speakers....... redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40235 on: May 06, 2015, 03:56:51 PM »
Praise the Lord??
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40236 on: May 06, 2015, 04:42:41 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40237 on: May 07, 2015, 07:55:51 AM »
Going out to vote  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40238 on: May 07, 2015, 08:58:34 AM »
Gonna be a long day ...the chief presiding officer used to be a man but is now a woman ..
Is also heavily into bdsm and swinging. ...Well he/she has just had her man parts lopped off and replaced with a lady garden and had boobs installed.
So all it has been so far today is about the joys of being  a wumman noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40239 on: May 07, 2015, 09:06:37 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2015, 08:58:34 AM
Gonna be a long day ...the chief presiding officer used to be a man but is now a woman ..
Is also heavily into bdsm and swinging. ...Well he/she has just had her man parts lopped off and replaced with a lady garden and had boobs installed.
So all it has been so far today is about the joys of being  a wumman noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40240 on: May 07, 2015, 09:20:47 AM »
Maybe you could swop  rubschin: rubschin:

I have just been asked to "confirm" my address  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:  I gave the Polling Clerk one of my looks and remained silent  angel1 angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40241 on: May 07, 2015, 09:34:08 AM »

Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2015, 09:06:37 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2015, 08:58:34 AM
Gonna be a long day ...the chief presiding officer used to be a man but is now a woman ..
Is also heavily into bdsm and swinging. ...Well he/she has just had her man parts lopped off and replaced with a lady garden and had boobs installed.
So all it has been so far today is about the joys of being  a wumman noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40242 on: May 07, 2015, 09:53:58 AM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 07, 2015, 09:20:47 AM
Maybe you could swop  rubschin: rubschin:

I have just been asked to "confirm" my address  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:  I gave the Polling Clerk one of my looks and remained silent  angel1 angel1

Paddington........ rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40243 on: May 07, 2015, 09:55:48 AM »
Mornington Crescent  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40244 on: May 07, 2015, 10:27:21 AM »
Just back from exercising my vote ~ well it doesn't get out that often.
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