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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40245 on: May 07, 2015, 10:32:40 AM »
Too many jokes  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40247 on: May 07, 2015, 10:38:59 AM »
I shall mostly be doing not much. Pub later and then the all night electionathon
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40248 on: May 07, 2015, 10:40:50 AM »
Getting ready for work,,,,, evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40249 on: May 07, 2015, 11:12:40 AM »
On the roof....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40250 on: May 07, 2015, 11:13:13 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40251 on: May 07, 2015, 11:31:09 AM »
Just voted. As I left, the Lib Dem rep asked me if I voted for them. I told him that I would rather put my gentleman vegetables through a bacon slicer.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40252 on: May 07, 2015, 11:32:07 AM »
Just voted. As I left, the Lib Dem rep asked me if I voted for them. I told him that I would rather put my gentleman vegetables through a bacon slicer.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40253 on: May 07, 2015, 11:32:29 AM »
That reminds me of an incident in Tesco  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40254 on: May 07, 2015, 11:33:17 AM »
That reminds me of an incident in Tesco  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40255 on: May 07, 2015, 12:53:06 PM »
That reminds me of an incident in Tesco  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40256 on: May 07, 2015, 05:53:18 PM »
Back home  cloud9: had to go to a wedding I am not getting paid for just to introduce one of my new djs to the company owner and make sure he knows what he's doing. The dude is better than me  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40257 on: May 07, 2015, 05:59:10 PM »
Back home  cloud9: had to go to a wedding I am not getting paid for just to introduce one of my new djs to the company owner and make sure he knows what he's doing. The dude is better than me  redface:

Anyhoo, no point in me sitting there all night with my gammy leg, so hopped (literally) in a taxi, now in my pjs with a glass of vino.  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40258 on: May 07, 2015, 06:05:58 PM »
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