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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40365 on: May 12, 2015, 02:20:52 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40366 on: May 12, 2015, 02:32:23 PM »
I have been watching our neighbour being evicted  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40367 on: May 12, 2015, 02:33:16 PM »
I have been watching our neighbour being evicted  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40368 on: May 12, 2015, 02:33:52 PM »
I have been watching our neighbour being evicted  eeek:

 eeek: eeek:   rubschin:

Ed Milliband,,,,,, rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40369 on: May 12, 2015, 02:47:53 PM »
I have been watching our neighbour being evicted  eeek:

 eeek: eeek:   rubschin:

Ed Milliband,,,,,, rubschin:

 noooo: noooo: He is in Ibiza isn't he  rubschin:

I have lived here for 17months only seen him once  noooo:   

He has been getting his rent paid only came and picked up mail I believe shrugs:

A letter went in the window last week saying he had been evicted and the locks had been changed if he wanted his things he had to contact the council eeek:

No sign of him so a large truck turned up today and cleared the lot out  Thumbs:

The lady at the other side of him will be happy as when he did actually live there three years ago  she found him in her garden stark naked  ::)  terrified her as she is about 80  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40370 on: May 12, 2015, 04:49:00 PM »
I have been watching our neighbour being evicted  eeek:

 eeek: eeek:   rubschin:

Ed Milliband,,,,,, rubschin:

 noooo: noooo: He is in Ibiza isn't he  rubschin:

I have lived here for 17months only seen him once  noooo:   

He has been getting his rent paid only came and picked up mail I believe shrugs:

A letter went in the window last week saying he had been evicted and the locks had been changed if he wanted his things he had to contact the council eeek:

No sign of him so a large truck turned up today and cleared the lot out  Thumbs:

The lady at the other side of him will be happy as when he did actually live there three years ago  she found him in her garden stark naked  ::)  terrified her as she is about 80  scared2:

 eeek: what kind of street do you live on?!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40371 on: May 12, 2015, 06:11:04 PM »
I have been watching our neighbour being evicted  eeek:

 eeek: eeek:   rubschin:

Ed Milliband,,,,,, rubschin:

 noooo: noooo: He is in Ibiza isn't he  rubschin:

I have lived here for 17months only seen him once  noooo:   

He has been getting his rent paid only came and picked up mail I believe shrugs:

A letter went in the window last week saying he had been evicted and the locks had been changed if he wanted his things he had to contact the council eeek:

No sign of him so a large truck turned up today and cleared the lot out  Thumbs:

The lady at the other side of him will be happy as when he did actually live there three years ago  she found him in her garden stark naked  ::)  terrified her as she is about 80  scared2:

 eeek: what kind of street do you live on?!

 lol: An interesting one Mr B hates it  noooo:   I have to say not one either of us are used to  noooo:

It really is not that bad except for him we are all relieved he has gone Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40372 on: May 12, 2015, 07:56:48 PM »
I have been watching our neighbour being evicted  eeek:

 eeek: eeek:   rubschin:

Ed Milliband,,,,,, rubschin:

 noooo: noooo: He is in Ibiza isn't he  rubschin:

I have lived here for 17months only seen him once  noooo:   

He has been getting his rent paid only came and picked up mail I believe shrugs:

A letter went in the window last week saying he had been evicted and the locks had been changed if he wanted his things he had to contact the council eeek:

No sign of him so a large truck turned up today and cleared the lot out  Thumbs:

The lady at the other side of him will be happy as when he did actually live there three years ago  she found him in her garden stark naked  ::)  terrified her as she is about 80  scared2:

 eeek: what kind of street do you live on?!

 lol: An interesting one Mr B hates it  noooo:   I have to say not one either of us are used to  noooo:

It really is not that bad except for him we are all relieved he has gone Thumbs:

It is a good job I am not materialistic  whistle:

I'd have thought exposure to Nick and his disasters calamities cavalcade of blunderment misadventures would have taught you the folly of tempting fate like that, you never know what your new neighbour will be like....  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40373 on: May 14, 2015, 06:26:24 AM »
Horsepickle this morning.  Having me flue cleared out this avro. Getting a man in to do it. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40375 on: May 14, 2015, 06:35:09 AM »
Apparently I can't swallow properly. I need lessons. I do hope that Sven is the nurse on duty.  eyes:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40376 on: May 14, 2015, 06:39:30 AM »
Apparently I can't swallow properly. I need lessons. I do hope that Sven is the nurse on duty.  eyes:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40377 on: May 14, 2015, 06:55:29 AM »
I have a special funnel and a syphoning tube. Of course this means that I have to lay on the floor thus allowing gravity to do it's job.  Win win situation in many ways. ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40378 on: May 14, 2015, 06:59:26 AM »
I have a special funnel and a syphoning tube. Of course this means that I have to lay on the floor thus allowing gravity to do it's job.  Win win situation in many ways. ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40379 on: May 14, 2015, 07:15:38 AM »
I have a special funnel and a syphoning tube. Of course this means that I have to lay on the floor thus allowing gravity to do it's job.  Win win situation in many ways. ;)

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