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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40395 on: May 15, 2015, 12:55:20 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 15, 2015, 12:29:08 PM
Off to work...I leave you Miss T...... Thumbs:

I've heard of dumping by text, but on a forum,  noooo:

Whatever next.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40396 on: May 15, 2015, 01:01:03 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2015, 12:55:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 15, 2015, 12:29:08 PM
Off to work...I leave you Miss T...... Thumbs:

I've heard of dumping by text, but on a forum,  noooo:

Whatever next.

 lol: lol: lol:

I guess you lot will  have to pick up the pieces of my broken heart.  sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40397 on: May 15, 2015, 01:04:20 PM »
I am back, like  angel1  With wine  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40398 on: May 15, 2015, 03:58:06 PM »
Off to the hairyport....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40399 on: May 15, 2015, 04:04:06 PM »
Gatwick?  whistle: whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40400 on: May 15, 2015, 05:21:53 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 15, 2015, 01:01:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2015, 12:55:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 15, 2015, 12:29:08 PM
Off to work...I leave you Miss T...... Thumbs:

I've heard of dumping by text, but on a forum,  noooo:

Whatever next.

 lol: lol: lol:

I guess you lot will  have to pick up the pieces of my broken heart.  sad32:

Well seeing as Apey is away stuffing himself with free food working and BM is off to the hairyport you can always console yourself with a free bar. I'm sure LL wouldn't mind....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40401 on: May 15, 2015, 05:58:21 PM »
In the bar at the hairyport...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40402 on: May 15, 2015, 07:11:22 PM »
The usual barman is not working tonight at Apey's wedding. Usually we ask for a coke and give a bit of a wink and get a vodka in it.  ;) Tonight however, Apey actually got a coke and the new barman is avoiding him now  lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40403 on: May 15, 2015, 07:14:34 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 15, 2015, 07:11:22 PM
The usual barman is not working tonight at Apey's wedding. Usually we ask for a coke and give a bit of a wink and get a vodka in it.  ;) Tonight however, Apey actually got a coke and the new barman is avoiding him now  lol: lol:

 happy001 happy001 happy001  Apey Coke   happy002 happy002 happy002
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40404 on: May 15, 2015, 08:54:22 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 15, 2015, 07:11:22 PM
The usual barman is not working tonight at Apey's wedding. Usually we ask for a coke and give a bit of a wink and get a vodka in it.  ;) Tonight however, Apey actually got a coke and the new barman is avoiding him now  lol: lol:

Just to get you started Misty, seeing as you had fun with the last one....  eveilgrin:


What shall we do with a sober Apey?
What shall we do with a sober Apey?
What shall we do with a sober Apey?
Erlie in the morning..

Laugh at the mook while we all get pissed up
Laugh at the mook while we all get pissed up
Laugh at the mook while we all get pissed up
Erlie in the morning..
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40405 on: May 16, 2015, 06:31:47 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2015, 05:58:21 PM
In the bar at the hairyport...  cloud9:

The notes on the system say that your flight was to be met by the police upon arrival. Were you getting lairy?!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40406 on: May 16, 2015, 06:46:17 AM »
 point: point: point:

I am off to the hairyport soon, like  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40407 on: May 16, 2015, 12:02:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 16, 2015, 06:46:17 AM
point: point: point:

I am off to the hairyport soon, like  redface:

Deported. eeek: What did you do this time?

Yesterday my small part of the worls was completely weird and utterly bonkers. I returned home in a state of shock and a modicome of dazed disbelief. Poor Mr C had to go on a wine seeking mission.  noooo:

Today I ave been mainly trying to pick my jaw up from it's resting pace on the floor.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40408 on: May 17, 2015, 06:41:55 AM »
Dentist  eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40409 on: May 17, 2015, 12:10:01 PM »
What about him or her?

Did I mention that my BiL visited on Friday. He asked for discretion when organising the meet.

Sitting in a very pleasant beer garden the sun on our backs he calmly announced that as he and my sister had not had sex for four years he had started having an affair with his closest friend who's wife had also gone off sex.  He couldn't understand my sisters attitude and reaction when she left the marital home for an extended working stay with her daughter.

I had an email from him last night asking if I knew why my sister had flown off the handle when after his confession he asked her if anal sex was out of the question.

I fear it will all end in tears.

I remain bemused. surrender:
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