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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40410 on: May 17, 2015, 12:11:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 17, 2015, 12:10:01 PM
What about him or her?

Did I mention that my BiL visited on Friday. He asked for discretion when organising the meet.

Sitting in a very pleasant beer garden the sun on our backs he calmly announced that as he and my sister had not had sex for four years he had started having an affair with his closest friend who's wife had also gone off sex.  He couldn't understand my sisters attitude and reaction when she left the marital home for an extended working stay with her daughter.

I had an email from him last night asking if I knew why my sister had flown off the handle when after his confession he asked her if anal sex was out of the question.

I fear it will all end in tears.

I remain bemused. surrender:

 eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40411 on: May 17, 2015, 12:35:02 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 17, 2015, 12:10:01 PM
What about him or her?

Did I mention that my BiL visited on Friday. He asked for discretion when organising the meet.

Sitting in a very pleasant beer garden the sun on our backs he calmly announced that as he and my sister had not had sex for four years he had started having an affair with his closest friend who's wife had also gone off sex.  He couldn't understand my sisters attitude and reaction when she left the marital home for an extended working stay with her daughter.

I had an email from him last night asking if I knew why my sister had flown off the handle when after his confession he asked her if anal sex was out of the question.

I fear it will all end in tears.

I remain bemused. surrender:

Been there  Thumbs:  You are right it will end in tears   noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40412 on: May 17, 2015, 12:55:16 PM »
Nowt so queer as folk  drumroll:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40413 on: May 17, 2015, 04:07:25 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 17, 2015, 12:11:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 17, 2015, 12:10:01 PM
What about him or her?

Did I mention that my BiL visited on Friday. He asked for discretion when organising the meet.

Sitting in a very pleasant beer garden the sun on our backs he calmly announced that as he and my sister had not had sex for four years he had started having an affair with his closest friend who's wife had also gone off sex.  He couldn't understand my sisters attitude and reaction when she left the marital home for an extended working stay with her daughter.

I had an email from him last night asking if I knew why my sister had flown off the handle when after his confession he asked her if anal sex was out of the question.

I fear it will all end in tears.

I remain bemused. surrender:

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40414 on: May 17, 2015, 04:08:03 PM »
Not watching the football..... evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40415 on: May 17, 2015, 04:10:55 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 17, 2015, 04:08:03 PM
Not watching the football..... evil:
Neither are some of your team
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40416 on: May 17, 2015, 04:19:30 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40417 on: May 17, 2015, 04:28:48 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 17, 2015, 04:19:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 17, 2015, 04:10:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 17, 2015, 04:08:03 PM
Not watching the football..... evil:
Neither are some of your team

 cussing:
All your lot right now

How come you're not watching?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40418 on: May 17, 2015, 06:02:21 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 17, 2015, 04:28:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 17, 2015, 04:19:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 17, 2015, 04:10:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 17, 2015, 04:08:03 PM
Not watching the football..... evil:
Neither are some of your team

 cussing:
All your lot right now

How come you're not watching?

Even Apey's masochism has limits...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40419 on: May 17, 2015, 07:39:44 PM »
Hell of a week coming up... surrender:  even my competitors are phoning for help.... eeek:

the week after looks worse.... noooo:

Whilst typing the Fishing shack calliing.... a customers cannot find a dj for her wedding this week...... eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40420 on: May 17, 2015, 08:50:52 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 17, 2015, 07:39:44 PM
Hell of a week coming up... surrender:  even my competitors are phoning for help.... eeek:

the week after looks worse.... noooo:

Whilst typing the Fishing shack calliing.... a customers cannot find a dj for her wedding this week...... eeek:
Business picking up?  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40421 on: May 17, 2015, 09:23:03 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 17, 2015, 08:50:52 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 17, 2015, 07:39:44 PM
Hell of a week coming up... surrender:  even my competitors are phoning for help.... eeek:

the week after looks worse.... noooo:

Whilst typing the Fishing shack calliing.... a customers cannot find a dj for her wedding this week...... eeek:
Business picking up?  :thumbsup:

Yes, but all at the last minute. I know we shouldn't complain, but the companies have no consideration for people like us. I have just spent all of my Sunday downloading last minute playlists for the coming week. I informed them all...."to avoid disappointment on your special day, please ensure all requests are submitted at least one week before reception date"
Does anyone pay attention?...... noooo:

People need us there for ceremonies, reception entrances, I even have a wedding where I have to play tunes during the speeches....they are everton fans so Z cars as they enter, fog on the tyne for the geordies, ferry across the mersey for the scousers and step on for the manU fans. Then songs for dinner, cake cutting and evening disco.... angry041:

Luckily I am stuck at home so can do this, if I was able bodied, I would not have the time to do this shit in such a short space of time.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40422 on: May 17, 2015, 09:45:50 PM »
 eeek:

Fing is we know you will cope and more  :thumbsup:

Good that business is better  ;D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40423 on: May 17, 2015, 11:29:40 PM »
yup, business is betterer, :thumbsup: but its 2;20 and I'm doing invoices surrender:. If i didn't have a knackered foot, I would be going to work tomorrow and none of this stuff would get done. . We are on that awkward balance between self employed/business owners where we are not quite busy enough to not have to do the gigs ourselves, and run it purely as a business, and still having cover the gigs too. .....we are nearly there. One more decent contract and we can just be bosses and run the company.

happy thoughts happy thoughts happy thoughts...... filter:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40424 on: May 18, 2015, 09:26:43 AM »
Watching Jeremy Kyle... ::)
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