7 pin bowling a
nd now I seem to be in a women's underwear shop (hastens to add while Mrs K is buying stuff). Always awkward
Especially as Mrs K was in the greengrocers buying 3lbs of Jersey Royals and a cabbage. 
Oh noes that was a different Mrs K, the mad distant relative we prefer not to discuss before the watershed. If only she'd stayed walled up in the tower with the other mad relatives but no she had to escape didn't she and go asking awkward questions about what had happened to her Mr K. How could we tell her he'd embezzled all that money and made his way to South America with that Even Littler Miss Italy.
You do not want to know what she does with those Jersey Royals, suffice it to say you really would not want to have them as chips with your Scampi. As for the cabbage it will definitely be squeaking later.
I have said too much, I will go back to pretending it is as if that Mrs K never existed. Please do not mention her again.
