The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Creant]

But if Nick is pregnant then he is the virgin which could well be the case.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-falls-pregnant-after-cavity-search-blames-dirty-gloves/

How about finding The Three Stooges that's dooable after a fashion, providing you don't want comedy, or vaudeville but we seem to do farce very well.

[Grumpmeister]

The three stooges on here are BM, Nick and Apey though. Wisdom here I do not see 


Modern times mean we can change it a little and have 3 wise women: Misty, Miss D and Miss C 

[Barman]

The three stooges on here are BM, Nick and Apey though. Wisdom here I do not see 


Modern times mean we can change it a little and have 3 wise women: Misty, Miss D and Miss C 

Feck off! 

[Steve]

Is Nick pregnant?  Where is the donkey? If found can we pin a tail on it?

You'll have a problem finding three wise men in here. 

and a virgin 

Where's Cool Hand Luke when you need him

[miss Tchevious]

The three stooges on here are BM, Nick and Apey though. Wisdom here I do not see 


Modern times mean we can change it a little and have 3 wise women: Misty, Miss D and Miss C 

Indeed 

[Nick]

Posh car to posh hotel in Notting Hill with free brekky too    Have air con 

[Steve]

Posh car to posh hotel in Notting Hill with free brekky too    Have air con 

Cor!   

[Nick]

And my conference speech got a standing ovation 

[tel]

And my conference speech got a standing ovation 

Someone nicked the seats?

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

And my conference speech got a standing ovation 

That "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Stew!" line always gets them roused

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

OK seriously then  Nick

[Nick]

Cow TV to Nottingham and then directly by car to Chester (do not pass GO) for some serious sorting out of The Boy 

[Steve]

Cow TV to Nottingham and then directly by car to Chester (do not pass GO) for some serious sorting out of The Boy 

hope it goes well