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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40875 on: June 16, 2015, 09:53:25 AM »
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40876 on: June 16, 2015, 09:55:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 16, 2015, 09:53:25 AM
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

LL's sister is hot apparently.... ::)

"Can we start the engine and run the air conditioner...?" facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40877 on: June 16, 2015, 09:55:49 AM »
Can they walk and speak at the same time?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40878 on: June 16, 2015, 10:07:08 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 16, 2015, 09:55:49 AM
Can they walk and speak at the same time?  noooo:

 noooo:

Recovery truck will take an hour to get to them... ::)

...but I have discovered that the Mitsubishi garage is just around the corner from where they are stranded...  inane:

Will they call Mitsubishi? Reader they will not.... facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40879 on: June 16, 2015, 10:17:19 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 16, 2015, 09:39:36 AM
They may have put petrol in it.... facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40880 on: June 16, 2015, 10:25:49 AM »
This is going to be expensive....  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40881 on: June 16, 2015, 11:27:25 AM »
The Mitsubishi garage is closed this week - for stocktaking!  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40882 on: June 16, 2015, 11:46:50 AM »
Fuelgate.  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40883 on: June 16, 2015, 11:54:04 AM »
So, we are going to have to leave the car at the Main Stealer for a week... they are continuing their holiday by taxi... and I have to rent an car to collect them from Nicosia on Thursday...  Banghead

...so far so expensive...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40884 on: June 16, 2015, 11:55:35 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 16, 2015, 11:54:04 AM
So, we are going to have to leave the car at the Main Stealer for a week... they are continuing their holiday by taxi... and I have to rent an car to collect them from Nicosia on Thursday...  Banghead

...so far so expensive...  noooo:
Wimmin  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40885 on: June 16, 2015, 11:57:08 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 16, 2015, 11:54:04 AM
So, we are going to have to leave the car at the Main Stealer for a week... they are continuing their holiday by taxi... and I have to rent an car to collect them from Nicosia on Thursday...  Banghead

...so far so expensive...  noooo:
surely there's a bus they could catch

I bet each is blaming the other right now and by collapso time they'll both agree it was your fault
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40886 on: June 16, 2015, 12:03:46 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 16, 2015, 11:57:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 16, 2015, 11:54:04 AM
So, we are going to have to leave the car at the Main Stealer for a week... they are continuing their holiday by taxi... and I have to rent an car to collect them from Nicosia on Thursday...  Banghead

...so far so expensive...  noooo:
surely there's a bus they could catch

I bet each is blaming the other right now and by collapso time they'll both agree it was your fault

No bus...

...and yes, it will probably be all my fault....   sad24:
« Last Edit: June 16, 2015, 12:19:45 PM by Barman »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40887 on: June 16, 2015, 12:17:47 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 16, 2015, 12:03:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 16, 2015, 11:57:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 16, 2015, 11:54:04 AM
So, we are going to have to leave the car at the Main Stealer for a week... they are continuing their holiday by taxi... and I have to rent an car to collect them from Nicosia on Thursday...  Banghead

...so far so expensive...  noooo:
surely there's a bus they could catch

I bet each is blaming the other right now and by collapso time they'll both agree it was your fault

No bus...

...and yes, it will probably be all my fault....   sad24:

"Probably"

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 point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40888 on: June 16, 2015, 12:20:23 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 16, 2015, 12:17:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 16, 2015, 12:03:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 16, 2015, 11:57:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 16, 2015, 11:54:04 AM
So, we are going to have to leave the car at the Main Stealer for a week... they are continuing their holiday by taxi... and I have to rent an car to collect them from Nicosia on Thursday...  Banghead

...so far so expensive...  noooo:
surely there's a bus they could catch

I bet each is blaming the other right now and by collapso time they'll both agree it was your fault

No bus...

...and yes, it will probably be all my fault....   sad24:

"Probably"

 happy001

 point:

You're right Mr. Darwin Sir.... I've edited it to better reflect reality.....  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #40889 on: June 16, 2015, 01:34:26 PM »
They are muppets  noooo:
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