The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

I have failed 

There was Mrs K rushing around to go out to see a friend and she says "gotta hoover a bit in case she comes back for coffee)  Reader you are probably ahead of me but In a rash moment I made a promise.  Well soddit it has been done.

I am a traitor to my chromosomes

[Miss Creant]

Have you no shame man? 

When I say 'shame man' I am not asking if you have some dusky skinned bloke who goes into a trance at the drop of a hat, talks to dead people, loves ritual and dresses in a peculiar way.  Oh noes for that would be foolish,  unless, of course, you do have dusky skinned bloke who goes into a trance at the drop of a hat, talks to dead people, loves ritual and dresses in a peculiar way. 

[Nick]

Nurse! The screens!

[Darwins Selection]

Have you no shame man? 

When I say 'shame man' I am not asking if you have some dusky skinned bloke who goes into a trance at the drop of a hat, talks to dead people, lovers ritual and dresses in a peculiar way.  Oh noes for that would be foolish,  unless, of course, you do have dusky skinned bloke who goes into a trance at the drop of a hat, talks to dead people, lovers ritual and dresses in a peculiar way. 

Tell us more about this "Lovers ritual" of which you speak. 

[Miss Creant]

 


I will go and correct it immediately Mr Darwin sir.

[Miss Creant]

Nurse! The screens!

You are supposed to be in the Tardis working.

[Steve]

Have you no shame man? 

When I say 'shame man' I am not asking if you have some dusky skinned bloke who goes into a trance at the drop of a hat, talks to dead people, loves ritual and dresses in a peculiar way.  Oh noes for that would be foolish,  unless, of course, you do have dusky skinned bloke who goes into a trance at the drop of a hat, talks to dead people, loves ritual and dresses in a peculiar way. 

Do they do dusky skinned Shame Women?  Just asking like

[apc2010]

Day off....

[Nick]

Birthday lunch with the Boy 

[Miss Demeanour]

Shall we send a collection box round the pub on our behalf ? 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Creant]

It's difficult to know whether to dip into the VP Benevolent Fund or the VP Malevolent Fund.

[Steve]

It's difficult to know whether to dip into the VP Benevolent Fund or the VP Malevolent Fund.

There's no money in either, a load of washers from a mini and a few IOUs we forged Darwin's signature on

[Darwins Selection]

It's difficult to know whether to dip into the VP Benevolent Fund or the VP Malevolent Fund.

There's no money in either, a load of washers from a mini and a few IOUs we forged Darwin's signature on

At least they were in Drachma. 

[Miss Creant]

It's difficult to know whether to dip into the VP Benevolent Fund or the VP Malevolent Fund.

There's no money in either, a load of washers from a mini and a few IOUs we forged Darwin's signature on

Oh dear if Darwin finds out he will probably impose a turnip embargo, prolly best we keep it quiet.

We could have a referendum they seem very fashionable at the moment.   To tell or not to tell? that could be the question.

Ah too late I see.