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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41160 on: July 05, 2015, 11:53:53 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 05, 2015, 11:42:50 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2015, 10:07:16 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 05, 2015, 09:46:33 AM
It's difficult to know whether to dip into the VP Benevolent Fund or the VP Malevolent Fund. rubschin:
There's no money in either, a load of washers from a mini and a few IOUs we forged Darwin's signature on

Oh dear if Darwin finds out he will probably impose a turnip embargo, prolly best we keep it quiet. noooo:

We could have a referendum they seem very fashionable at the moment.   To tell or not to tell? that could be the question.

Ah too late I see. noooo:
Only if his Man points it out to him.  Maybe a bribe required
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41161 on: July 05, 2015, 12:12:54 PM »
Today will be a day
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41162 on: July 05, 2015, 12:43:29 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2015, 11:38:33 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2015, 10:07:16 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 05, 2015, 09:46:33 AM
It's difficult to know whether to dip into the VP Benevolent Fund or the VP Malevolent Fund. rubschin:
There's no money in either, a load of washers from a mini and a few IOUs we forged Darwin's signature on
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At least they were in Drachma.  Thumbs:

Oh do pay attention at the back! ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41163 on: July 05, 2015, 06:25:24 PM »
The Boy blinked first  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

His verdict on his punishingly expensive trip to Iceland?

Volcano? Disappointing noooo:
Glacier? Disappointing noooo:
Icelandic girls? Fit, with blonde hair and long legs :thumbsup:

And for this educational trip I forked out £1400? sad24:

Oh and cleaning his room in his absence Mrs Nick found that the moths inhabiting the zone under his underwear mountain had eaten his bedroom carpet  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41164 on: July 05, 2015, 06:29:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 05, 2015, 06:25:24 PM
The Boy blinked first  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

His verdict on his punishingly expensive trip to Iceland?

Volcano? Disappointing noooo:
Glacier? Disappointing noooo:
Icelandic girls? Fit, with blonde hair and long legs :thumbsup:

And for this educational trip I forked out £1400? sad24:

Oh and cleaning his room in his absence Mrs Nick found that the moths inhabiting the zone under his underwear mountain had eaten his bedroom carpet  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

New carpet!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41165 on: July 05, 2015, 06:51:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 05, 2015, 06:25:24 PM
The Boy blinked first  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

His verdict on his punishingly expensive trip to Iceland?

Volcano? Disappointing noooo:
Glacier? Disappointing noooo:
Icelandic girls? Fit, with blonde hair and long legs :thumbsup:

And for this educational trip I forked out £1400? sad24:

Oh and cleaning his room in his absence Mrs Nick found that the moths inhabiting the zone under his underwear mountain had eaten his bedroom carpet  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
£1400 quid on a trip to Iceland.  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Ignoring the old frozen pies and chips jokes did he not go to Akureji to see the sky bright at midnight, or the geysers (no not geezers) or the lava fields or that mahoosive waterfall?

Travel is wasted on the young
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41166 on: July 05, 2015, 06:57:26 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2015, 06:29:23 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 05, 2015, 06:25:24 PM
The Boy blinked first  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

His verdict on his punishingly expensive trip to Iceland?

Volcano? Disappointing noooo:
Glacier? Disappointing noooo:
Icelandic girls? Fit, with blonde hair and long legs :thumbsup:

And for this educational trip I forked out £1400? sad24:

Oh and cleaning his room in his absence Mrs Nick found that the moths inhabiting the zone under his underwear mountain had eaten his bedroom carpet  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

New carpet!  :thumbsup:

Or a rug.... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41167 on: July 05, 2015, 06:57:59 PM »
Oh he was dragged about to all those things but was unimpressed as only adolescent boys can be  Banghead Banghead

£1000 for trip and £400 for special boots and clothing. He has lost one of the boots  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41168 on: July 05, 2015, 06:58:36 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 05, 2015, 06:57:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2015, 06:29:23 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 05, 2015, 06:25:24 PM
The Boy blinked first  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

His verdict on his punishingly expensive trip to Iceland?

Volcano? Disappointing noooo:
Glacier? Disappointing noooo:
Icelandic girls? Fit, with blonde hair and long legs :thumbsup:

And for this educational trip I forked out £1400? sad24:

Oh and cleaning his room in his absence Mrs Nick found that the moths inhabiting the zone under his underwear mountain had eaten his bedroom carpet  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

New carpet!  :thumbsup:

Or a rug.... rubschin:

 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41169 on: July 05, 2015, 07:58:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 05, 2015, 06:57:59 PM
Oh he was dragged about to all those things but was unimpressed as only adolescent boys can be  Banghead Banghead

£1000 for trip and £400 for special boots and clothing. He has lost one of the boots  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:


It's probably on the other foot. :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41170 on: July 05, 2015, 07:59:21 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41171 on: July 05, 2015, 08:00:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 05, 2015, 06:57:59 PM
Oh he was dragged about to all those things but was unimpressed as only adolescent boys can be  Banghead Banghead

£1000 for trip and £400 for special boots and clothing. He has lost one of the boots  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Perhaps he knows a potentially one legged man whom he could sell it to  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41172 on: July 05, 2015, 08:02:07 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41173 on: July 05, 2015, 08:02:43 PM »
We are all here to help. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41174 on: July 05, 2015, 08:03:56 PM »
Send munny  sad24:
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