The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

Oh he was dragged about to all those things but was unimpressed as only adolescent boys can be 

£1000 for trip and £400 for special boots and clothing. He has lost one of the boots 

Perhaps he knows a potentially one legged man whom he could sell it to 

 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Creant]

It's difficult to know whether to dip into the VP Benevolent Fund or the VP Malevolent Fund.

There's no money in either, a load of washers from a mini and a few IOUs we forged Darwin's signature on

Oh dear if Darwin finds out he will probably impose a turnip embargo, prolly best we keep it quiet.

We could have a referendum they seem very fashionable at the moment.   To tell or not to tell? that could be the question.

Ah too late I see.

We tried, oh how we tried.  Now we have a turnip embargo in place,  a warrant has been issued for Steves arrest and Cyprus has a washer shortage.  We have had a most dreadful time of it today.

[Steve]

It's difficult to know whether to dip into the VP Benevolent Fund or the VP Malevolent Fund.

There's no money in either, a load of washers from a mini and a few IOUs we forged Darwin's signature on

Oh dear if Darwin finds out he will probably impose a turnip embargo, prolly best we keep it quiet.

We could have a referendum they seem very fashionable at the moment.   To tell or not to tell? that could be the question.

Ah too late I see.

We tried, oh how we tried.  Now we have a turnip embargo in place,  a warrant has been issued for Steves arrest and Cyprus has a washer shortage.  We have had a most dreadful time of it today.

A posse is tracking me down and Cyprus has a scrubber shortage?   

[Miss Creant]

Quite so and he thinks we sit here and do nothing whilst he goes off a gallivanting on the Wirral with a lad who only wears one boot, is dressed in heavy layers and has rug munchers in his bedroom.

[Nick]

Popping out for a few bits

[apc2010]

Back to work....

[Steve]

Doing all that crap I avoided on Friday, Saturday and Sunday 



Seems procrastination only works so much 

[Nick]

I am back, like   I have a few bits

[Grumpmeister]

I am back, like   I have a few bits

Superglue remover? 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

I am back, like   I have a few bits

Superglue remover? 

[Miss Creant]

Back from horsepickle, they were queueing out the door to get in.

Triage nurse came out into the first waiting area cattle pen and advised people that there was a wait of several hours.  People would be prioritised and that there were 2 walk in GP services available as well as GP's surgeries and that anyone who was not genuinely an A and E case should make their way elsewhere.

Not one person left.

The world has gone mad I tells yer, It's a good job that were are all sane and normal in here. 

[Nick]

Nurse! The screens!

[Barman]

Pafos...