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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41370 on: July 14, 2015, 09:12:58 AM »
Too many jokes  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41371 on: July 14, 2015, 09:30:05 AM »
We have to have balance in the force so I will double procrastinate to make up for Nick and BM's shameful behaviour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41372 on: July 14, 2015, 10:53:53 AM »
one job done
Another in shape for afternoon teleconference but with plans to delegate hard bits to some other mug  eveilgrin:
Job 3 requires a little more coffee first.........like
Also added in a fourth job which took 9 seconds so I could cross it off my to do list and feel like I was making progress :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41373 on: July 14, 2015, 10:56:18 AM »
Off to werk soon... evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41374 on: July 14, 2015, 11:06:40 AM »
one job done
Another in shape for afternoon teleconference but with plans to delegate hard bits to some other mug  eveilgrin:
Job 3 requires a little more coffee first.........like
Also added in a fourth job which took 9 seconds so I could cross it off my to do list and feel like I was making progress :thumbsup:

Was the fourth job writing the fourth job on the list...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41375 on: July 14, 2015, 11:19:27 AM »
That was the 3rd job  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41376 on: July 14, 2015, 11:55:16 AM »
Now on New Job 5 as I have had the proofs of my dad's war diary and am doing a check on that. :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41377 on: July 14, 2015, 12:38:32 PM »
Set up 2 lots of equipment in this heat has nearly killed me.... surrender:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41378 on: July 14, 2015, 01:42:42 PM »
Set up 2 lots of equipment in this heat has nearly killed me.... surrender:

I have an icy beer like...  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41379 on: July 14, 2015, 02:05:11 PM »
Documents written in record time  :thumbsup:
Proofing done and small bollocking for publisher  eveilgrin:
Angry and threatening letter written  eveilgrin:
Conference call to come  ::)

Other things can now be put off until tomorrow with completion date of Thursday night  angel1

Then packing for London  cloud9:

Lunch with Marina Warner next week  eeek: eeek: cloud9:

Miss Italy off on flying visit to, um, Italy but visiting in London soon  cloud9: cloud9:

House and cat instructions received  cloud9:

All is going rather well at present
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41380 on: July 14, 2015, 02:07:54 PM »
Documents written in record time  :thumbsup:
Proofing done and small bollocking for publisher  eveilgrin:
Angry and threatening letter written  eveilgrin:
Conference call to come  ::)

Other things can now be put off until tomorrow with completion date of Thursday night  angel1

Then packing for London  cloud9:

Lunch with Marina Warner next week  eeek: eeek: cloud9:

Miss Italy off on flying visit to, um, Italy but visiting in London soon  cloud9: cloud9:

House and cat instructions received  cloud9:

All is going rather well at present

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41381 on: July 14, 2015, 02:09:17 PM »
What can possibly go wrong?

OK, I have sent a threat of criminal prosecution to a mad wumman who wants to destroy my garden with a JCB, but other than that.......
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41382 on: July 14, 2015, 03:56:07 PM »
Skype conference call at 5.00

1 mate
1 enemy
3 wimmin evil:

Gonna be a long one................................
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41383 on: July 14, 2015, 04:18:27 PM »
You are the obvious suspect  whistle:

I have an alibi.... I am trapped inside my own gates like....  whistle:

Till october..... rubschin:

Probably....  sad24:

The repair man was supposed to come today.... did he fuck...? ::)

Waiting for your fridge bits.... rubschin:

I fixed the fridge and destroyed the oven...  cloud9:

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Both ovens werk perfick!  :thumbsup:

Even for pizza........ rubschin:

If monitored diligently....  redface:

So no then... Thumbs:

 noooo:

By diligently I'm assuming you mean BM bungs the pizza in the oven and then gets distracted by collapso or the shiny thing over there...    rubschin:

Perhaps...  redface:

No perhaps about it old boy...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41384 on: July 14, 2015, 04:33:10 PM »
One bastard old BBQ dismantled for the tip

Top Tip:  never throw something away just cos you haven't used it for 10 or more years

There were of course 2 screw bolts that would not undo threatening the whole get in the car plan.  So I find in the garage a 39 year old tin of Plus Gas unused in yonks and bloody hell it still works and nuts suitably loosened  :thumbsup:

Top tip #2  Aldi have got big bottles of San Miguel going cheap at £1.25

but I digress
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