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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41385 on: July 15, 2015, 06:35:25 AM »
Another day of non-procrastination  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41386 on: July 15, 2015, 10:41:40 AM »
Just been propositioned by an oriental ladyboy eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41387 on: July 15, 2015, 10:51:59 AM »

Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2015, 10:41:40 AM
Just been propositioned by an oriental ladyboy eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41388 on: July 15, 2015, 02:21:16 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2015, 10:51:59 AM

Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2015, 10:41:40 AM
Just been propositioned by an oriental ladyboy eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41389 on: July 15, 2015, 02:21:57 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41390 on: July 15, 2015, 02:46:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2015, 02:21:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2015, 10:51:59 AM

Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2015, 10:41:40 AM
Just been propositioned by an oriental ladyboy eeek:
week:  What's that line from the Boxer?

"You know wot I mean arry?"  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41391 on: July 15, 2015, 04:09:57 PM »
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What can possibly go wrong?

OK, I have sent a threat of criminal prosecution to a mad wumman who wants to destroy my garden with a JCB, but other than that.......


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41392 on: July 16, 2015, 07:46:00 AM »
Trying not to procrastinate  angel1  I am making a list.............
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41393 on: July 16, 2015, 07:47:45 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2015, 07:46:00 AM
Trying not to procrastinate  angel1  I am making a list.............

Make two lists!  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41394 on: July 16, 2015, 07:49:17 AM »
I'd leave making a list till later tbh  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41395 on: July 16, 2015, 07:50:38 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41396 on: July 16, 2015, 07:54:44 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 16, 2015, 07:49:17 AM
I'd leave making a list till later tbh  :thumbsup:

Make a list of reasons why he could leave making the list till later you say...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41397 on: July 16, 2015, 07:58:32 AM »
Mr Printer won't print Mr List  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41398 on: July 16, 2015, 07:59:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2015, 07:58:32 AM
Mr Printer won't print Mr List  Banghead

Sounds like Mr Picnic has struck again...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41399 on: July 16, 2015, 08:03:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2015, 07:58:32 AM
Mr Printer won't print Mr List  Banghead

Add "fix printer" to list!  Thumbs:
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