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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41925 on: August 15, 2015, 09:07:57 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2015, 08:43:53 AM
A faint cry of "Teeeeeeeeeea" drifts in  noooo:

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Teabagging is the last thing she remembers, poor thing....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41926 on: August 15, 2015, 03:24:54 PM »
Miss I has borrowed my car to go shopping. SHe has an Italian driving licence  :thumbsup:  What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41927 on: August 15, 2015, 03:31:40 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41928 on: August 15, 2015, 03:41:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2015, 03:24:54 PM
Miss I has borrowed my car to go shopping. SHe has an Italian driving licence  :thumbsup:  What can possibly go wrong?

How many reverse gears does it have...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41929 on: August 15, 2015, 03:44:21 PM »
Moves £5 from left pocket etc....... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41930 on: August 15, 2015, 03:50:00 PM »
On our visit to Rome some years back, to keep the sprogs amused, we played "spot the car without a dent"   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41931 on: August 15, 2015, 03:51:35 PM »
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Mind you, Mr Car has a ding on every panel already  :thumbsup:  All my own werk  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41932 on: August 15, 2015, 04:28:29 PM »
Safely home NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41933 on: August 15, 2015, 10:04:07 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41934 on: August 16, 2015, 04:02:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2015, 03:51:35 PM
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Mind you, Mr Car has a ding on every panel already  :thumbsup:  All my own werk  angel1

The poor owld Sierra....  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41935 on: August 16, 2015, 05:18:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2015, 03:51:35 PM
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Mind you, Mr Car has a ding on every panel already  :thumbsup:  All my own werk  angel1

I always thought you were an dingbat...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41936 on: August 16, 2015, 06:08:15 AM »
Had to run Miss I into town for early  morning yoga session  ::)  May go back to bed  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41937 on: August 16, 2015, 12:20:14 PM »
lazy sunday. sunbathing and bbq.  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41938 on: August 16, 2015, 01:55:01 PM »
Ring ring

Me: Hello
The Boy: My phone has broken
Me: How did that happen?
The Boy: I got a bit cross
Me: And what is the connnection?
The Boy: I threw it at the wall

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Me (through clenched teeth): Good job I insured it then  angel1

Call Tesco

Tesco: Yes sir, and only a £50 excess charge  :thumbsup:

 Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41939 on: August 16, 2015, 02:05:04 PM »
 noooo:

Came in from the garden coz it's got a chilly. Now watching Smokey and the Bandit on TV.
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