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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42075 on: August 25, 2015, 01:14:08 PM »
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Tenterden to see the bank about money that isn't mine.

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No all legal (this time?)  angel1

All to do with being a trustee of some imminent money that I really wish would just go away.

Turnip futures is the place to put any spare cash.  :thumbsup:

Ask BM.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42076 on: August 25, 2015, 01:28:08 PM »
Telephone interviews of the mind numbing kind and got the washer on  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42077 on: August 25, 2015, 02:07:14 PM »
A whole new level of pain!!!! sitting watching mock the week while eating cheese and pickled onions, I laughed while eating the pickled onion and the vinegar came out of my nose. It buuuuurns!!!!

christ, I think my eyeball is melting!!!!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42078 on: August 25, 2015, 02:08:12 PM »
 point: point: point: point: point: redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42079 on: August 25, 2015, 02:13:40 PM »
 sad32: they should come with a health warning.  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42080 on: August 25, 2015, 02:15:34 PM »
Pickled Onions: may contain onions and, um, pickle. Not to be taken nasally  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42081 on: August 25, 2015, 02:19:38 PM »
 lol: lol: lol: you see, they don't tell you that! can I sue?

not one of my finest moments, I have to admit. much snot, tears and vinegar.  noooo: I thought I was going to die.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42082 on: August 25, 2015, 02:36:27 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on August 25, 2015, 02:07:14 PM
A whole new level of pain!!!! sitting watching mock the week while eating cheese and pickled onions, I laughed while eating the pickled onion and the vinegar came out of my nose. It buuuuurns!!!!

christ, I think my eyeball is melting!!!!

I'm beginning to think that it's not just BM and that all the smuggers are Nicks long lost relatives.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42083 on: August 25, 2015, 02:40:24 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on August 25, 2015, 02:13:40 PM
sad32: they should come with a health warning.  evil:

A nice pickled onion is not a thing to be sniffed at.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42084 on: August 25, 2015, 02:40:30 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 25, 2015, 01:14:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 25, 2015, 11:00:54 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2015, 10:38:01 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 25, 2015, 08:44:40 AM
Tenterden to see the bank about money that isn't mine.

Alibi no ... rubschin:
No all legal (this time?)  angel1

All to do with being a trustee of some imminent money that I really wish would just go away.

Turnip futures is the place to put any spare cash.  :thumbsup:

Ask BM.

Quite so Mr. Darwin sir, quite so....  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42085 on: August 25, 2015, 08:12:56 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2015, 02:40:30 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 25, 2015, 01:14:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 25, 2015, 11:00:54 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2015, 10:38:01 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 25, 2015, 08:44:40 AM
Tenterden to see the bank about money that isn't mine.

Alibi no ... rubschin:
No all legal (this time?)  angel1

All to do with being a trustee of some imminent money that I really wish would just go away.

Turnip futures is the place to put any spare cash.  :thumbsup:

Ask BM.

Quite so Mr. Darwin sir, quite so....  angel1
Would be a lot bloody simpler  Banghead

Top tip:  if anyone ever asks you to be executor on a will insist:

(a) there can only be one executor
(b) you get to see and veto any clever (but inevitably half baked) clauses in the will

Ah well it keeps me busy.  But no turnips will be involved, I really don't want to get stewedsued
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42086 on: August 26, 2015, 09:03:55 AM »
"Office" for some werk then out for lunch with an old mate then packing a suitcase
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42087 on: August 26, 2015, 09:23:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 26, 2015, 09:03:55 AM
"Office" for some werk then out for lunch with an old mate then packing a suitcase
disposing of a body?


I will be
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42088 on: August 26, 2015, 09:57:24 AM »
Just walked down the village ton get the post.... it is 'kin hot out there, I tells ya that for nothing....

In the post is a letter from Barclays telling us to change savings accounts to get better interest... facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42089 on: August 26, 2015, 10:22:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2015, 09:57:24 AM
Just walked down the village ton get the post.... it is 'kin hot out there, I tells ya that for nothing....

In the post is a letter from Barclays telling us to change savings accounts to get better interest... facepalm:
I hope you have left your £1 in the account to keep their mailing system busy. eveilgrin:
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