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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42105 on: August 26, 2015, 08:00:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 26, 2015, 07:59:30 PM
Been incarcerated in bleddy horsepicke for the last week hopefully home tomorrow.  They don't like sick people in horsepickle over Bank Holiday periods it seems that as there are no staff in attendance the death rate rockets. noooo:

Oh noes! happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42106 on: August 26, 2015, 08:02:56 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2015, 08:00:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 26, 2015, 07:59:30 PM
Been incarcerated in bleddy horsepicke for the last week hopefully home tomorrow.  They don't like sick people in horsepickle over Bank Holiday periods it seems that as there are no staff in attendance the death rate rockets. noooo:

Oh noes! happy100
Oh noes2   Get well soon Miss C
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42107 on: August 26, 2015, 08:37:46 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 26, 2015, 08:02:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2015, 08:00:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 26, 2015, 07:59:30 PM
Been incarcerated in bleddy horsepicke for the last week hopefully home tomorrow.  They don't like sick people in horsepickle over Bank Holiday periods it seems that as there are no staff in attendance the death rate rockets. noooo:

Oh noes! happy100
Oh noes2   Get well soon Miss C
Wot they said. Take care old girl.  happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42108 on: August 26, 2015, 09:21:10 PM »
Loves and kisses honey pie! XXXXXXXXXX
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42109 on: August 27, 2015, 06:11:03 AM »
M1 and A406  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42110 on: August 27, 2015, 06:49:58 AM »
Clearing out the garage...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42111 on: August 27, 2015, 12:10:44 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2015, 08:37:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 26, 2015, 08:02:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2015, 08:00:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 26, 2015, 07:59:30 PM
Been incarcerated in bleddy horsepicke for the last week hopefully home tomorrow.  They don't like sick people in horsepickle over Bank Holiday periods it seems that as there are no staff in attendance the death rate rockets. noooo:

Oh noes! happy100
Oh noes2   Get well soon Miss C
Wot they said. Take care old girl.  happy100

Take care...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42112 on: August 27, 2015, 12:34:02 PM »
Miss C The Escape Committee  is reforming to plan your release.

Watch out for the signs  ;)

In the meantime you just look after yourself and get better soon x
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42113 on: August 27, 2015, 05:27:31 PM »
Wot she said  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42114 on: August 27, 2015, 06:27:03 PM »
Drinking Ouzo...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42115 on: August 27, 2015, 07:51:43 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 27, 2015, 06:27:03 PM
Drinking Ouzo...  redface:

Wait till you start drinking douzo, I foresee a killer hangover in the morning.

Thank you for your kind words.  I have just about calmed down having been told all day that I was going home, that most of the paperwork was complete and that they were just waiting for a doc to sign me off, which happened not at around the usual time of 10am when hospital rounds are normally done but at about 2pm, I waited and waited. I finally went to ask what time everything would be in order and I could go only to be told that they had lost my drugs card and couldn't go until tomorrow. Angry9: Angry9: Banghead Banghead cussing:

I have just about calmed down. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42116 on: August 27, 2015, 07:54:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 27, 2015, 07:51:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 27, 2015, 06:27:03 PM
Drinking Ouzo...  redface:

Wait till you start drinking douzo, I foresee a killer hangover in the morning.

Thank you for your kind words.  I have just about calmed down having been told all day that I was going home, that most of the paperwork was complete and that they were just waiting for a doc to sign me off, which happened not at around the usual time of 10am when hospital rounds are normally done but at about 2pm, I waited and waited. I finally went to ask what time everything would be in order and I could go only to be told that they had lost my drugs card and couldn't go until tomorrow. Angry9: Angry9: Banghead Banghead cussing:

I have just about calmed down. evil:

You need Ouzo!   :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42117 on: August 27, 2015, 08:15:39 PM »
Oh dear......Apey is at a wedding, the barman has walked out, security are there, the groom spent last night in hospital cos someone glassed him in a bar fight, they told Apey he was playing shit music when it was actually their own request and because he had to finish according to the hotel rules, when he turned off the music he was met with a hearty "fuck you!"
also the quote of the night was "we are all from Bradford, those posh cvnts over there are from Leeds." noooo:

I'm going to  scared:

you guys can  Popcorn:
He's on his way home.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42118 on: August 27, 2015, 09:55:22 PM »
 cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42119 on: August 27, 2015, 10:13:44 PM »
Popcorn:
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