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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42120 on: August 27, 2015, 10:18:22 PM »
Oh dear......Apey is at a wedding, the barman has walked out, security are there, the groom spent last night in hospital cos someone glassed him in a bar fight, they told Apey he was playing shit music when it was actually their own request and because he had to finish according to the hotel rules, when he turned off the music he was met with a hearty "fuck you!"
also the quote of the night was "we are all from Bradford, those posh cvnts over there are from Leeds." noooo:

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He's on his way home.

Never thought I've ever see posh and Leeds used in the same sentence...  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42121 on: August 27, 2015, 11:06:50 PM »
Oh dear......Apey is at a wedding, the barman has walked out, security are there, the groom spent last night in hospital cos someone glassed him in a bar fight, they told Apey he was playing shit music when it was actually their own request and because he had to finish according to the hotel rules, when he turned off the music he was met with a hearty "fuck you!"
also the quote of the night was "we are all from Bradford, those posh cvnts over there are from Leeds." noooo:

I'm going to  scared:

you guys can  Popcorn:
He's on his way home.

Never thought I've ever see posh and Leeds used in the same sentence...  Shocked:

all cvnts........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42122 on: August 28, 2015, 03:26:15 AM »
Oh dear......Apey is at a wedding, the barman has walked out, security are there, the groom spent last night in hospital cos someone glassed him in a bar fight, they told Apey he was playing shit music when it was actually their own request and because he had to finish according to the hotel rules, when he turned off the music he was met with a hearty "fuck you!"
also the quote of the night was "we are all from Bradford, those posh cvnts over there are from Leeds." noooo:

I'm going to  scared:

you guys can  Popcorn:
He's on his way home.

Never thought I've ever see posh and Leeds used in the same sentence...  Shocked:

all cvnts........

 noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42123 on: August 28, 2015, 06:31:10 AM »
Coffee and a fag in the garden under a clear blue sky  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42124 on: August 28, 2015, 06:31:40 AM »
At Gatwick waiting to get on a plane and get outta here  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42125 on: August 28, 2015, 06:43:51 AM »
TMR is out there with his boots of trampling ready  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42126 on: August 28, 2015, 06:53:39 AM »
Oh dear and I have a new suitcase and eveyfink  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42127 on: August 28, 2015, 06:56:50 AM »
At Gatwick waiting to get on a plane and get outta here  :thumbsup:


Have a wonderful time Miss D. I don't mean at the airport so much as at your destination.  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42128 on: August 28, 2015, 07:00:32 AM »
Oh dear and I have a new suitcase and eveyfink  scared2:
Claim on the insurance, you say?  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42129 on: August 28, 2015, 07:20:53 AM »
Bank manager calls. I have to go and see him....  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42130 on: August 28, 2015, 07:31:45 AM »
Do you have to bail him out?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42131 on: August 28, 2015, 07:43:13 AM »
Do you have to bail him out?

You think he is sinking...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42132 on: August 28, 2015, 08:28:57 AM »
Bank manager calls. I have to go and see him....  scared2:

Did you "confirm his details"?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42133 on: August 28, 2015, 08:30:12 AM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42134 on: August 28, 2015, 10:22:00 AM »
Bank manager calls. I have to go and see him....  scared2:

Did you "confirm his details"?

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