The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Grumpmeister]

Off to buy a new electric fan. It seems the old one has developed asthma or something. 

70 quid for a fan....

 

Zactly...she can sweat...

 

 

Well if you are going to end up covered in sweat you may as well work for it and find something to whack Padlock Pockets around the head with until he relents and buys you a new fan... 

[Uncle Mort]

A little while ago there was a nice chap from the council outside taking photos and making notes. He tells me that the work on the footpath had to be finished today as per the permissions given last week. As to the work on my side 

So I phone the Water co. Not so nice lady tells me it can take up to 6 weeks to reinstate block paving  I tell this is not on and leave her to speak to the subcontractors. She phones back to tell me the subcontractors' computer system is down  and cannot tell me anything at the moment. 

I await a call with further information. 

Ooooh.... I feel 'The All New When Will Uncle Mort's Hole Be Filled Bingo Competition^TM' coming on.... 

Just back ~ block paving done 

[Steve]

 

[Darwins Selection]

A little while ago there was a nice chap from the council outside taking photos and making notes. He tells me that the work on the footpath had to be finished today as per the permissions given last week. As to the work on my side 

So I phone the Water co. Not so nice lady tells me it can take up to 6 weeks to reinstate block paving  I tell this is not on and leave her to speak to the subcontractors. She phones back to tell me the subcontractors' computer system is down  and cannot tell me anything at the moment. 

I await a call with further information. 

Ooooh.... I feel 'The All New When Will Uncle Mort's Hole Be Filled Bingo Competition^TM' coming on.... 

Just back ~ block paving done 

[Uncle Mort]

 

[Barman]

A little while ago there was a nice chap from the council outside taking photos and making notes. He tells me that the work on the footpath had to be finished today as per the permissions given last week. As to the work on my side 

So I phone the Water co. Not so nice lady tells me it can take up to 6 weeks to reinstate block paving  I tell this is not on and leave her to speak to the subcontractors. She phones back to tell me the subcontractors' computer system is down  and cannot tell me anything at the moment. 

I await a call with further information. 

Ooooh.... I feel 'The All New When Will Uncle Mort's Hole Be Filled Bingo Competition^TM' coming on.... 

Just back ~ block paving done 

I win!

[Uncle Mort]

A little while ago there was a nice chap from the council outside taking photos and making notes. He tells me that the work on the footpath had to be finished today as per the permissions given last week. As to the work on my side 

So I phone the Water co. Not so nice lady tells me it can take up to 6 weeks to reinstate block paving  I tell this is not on and leave her to speak to the subcontractors. She phones back to tell me the subcontractors' computer system is down  and cannot tell me anything at the moment. 

I await a call with further information. 

Ooooh.... I feel 'The All New When Will Uncle Mort's Hole Be Filled Bingo Competition^TM' coming on.... 

Just back ~ block paving done 

I win!

Well done ~ Ill send you your prize like wot you did when I won. 

[Barman]

A little while ago there was a nice chap from the council outside taking photos and making notes. He tells me that the work on the footpath had to be finished today as per the permissions given last week. As to the work on my side 

So I phone the Water co. Not so nice lady tells me it can take up to 6 weeks to reinstate block paving  I tell this is not on and leave her to speak to the subcontractors. She phones back to tell me the subcontractors' computer system is down  and cannot tell me anything at the moment. 

I await a call with further information. 

Ooooh.... I feel 'The All New When Will Uncle Mort's Hole Be Filled Bingo Competition^TM' coming on.... 

Just back ~ block paving done 

I win!

Well done ~ Ill send you your prize like wot you did when I won. 

 

[Steve]

. .Well done ~ Ill send you your prize like wot you did when I won. 

 

 I sent Uncle his prize when he won the F1 game

[Uncle Mort]

 

Good man that Steve.

[apc2010]

Trying to deal with mongs online and intermong keeps going off....

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I am in Werstshire today... But it's been a it hard to keep track of myself lately.. Thursday Portsmouth then Werstshire, Saturday Werstshire then down to Southamprton after tea. Sunday back from Southampshire to Werstshire followed by a do in Handsworth.  Yesterday was Werstshire and today but tomorrow back to Southampton. 


 

[Nick]

We are home   Took Miss I up the canal and now she has trotted off for yoga by the river (in shorts  )

I have been left cooking stuff for later and we may do other stuff later 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

So you are coming and going too then? 

[Nick]

Potty brain