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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42405 on: September 10, 2015, 02:15:46 PM »
Miss I calls from Nottingham. SHe is missing me  sad24: cloud9:

My car is full of knickers  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42406 on: September 10, 2015, 02:22:01 PM »
Miss I calls from Nottingham. SHe is missing me  sad24: cloud9:

My car is full of knickers  rubschin:

She is obviously missing you because her bum is cold.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42407 on: September 10, 2015, 02:23:07 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42408 on: September 11, 2015, 08:37:02 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42409 on: September 11, 2015, 09:28:25 AM »
Miss I calls from Nottingham. SHe is missing me  sad24: cloud9:

My car is full of knickers  rubschin:

She is obviously missing you because her bum is cold.

Is his boiler broken again.... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42410 on: September 11, 2015, 10:11:09 AM »
Miss I calls from Nottingham. SHe is missing me  sad24: cloud9:

My car is full of knickers  rubschin:

She is obviously missing you because her bum is cold.

Is his boiler broken again.... rubschin:

No, just waiting to pop the bunny in.  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42411 on: September 11, 2015, 10:59:13 AM »
Miss I calls from Nottingham. SHe is missing me  sad24: cloud9:

My car is full of knickers  rubschin:

She is obviously missing you because her bum is cold.

Is his boiler broken again.... rubschin:

No, just waiting to pop the bunny in.  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42412 on: September 11, 2015, 01:31:30 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42413 on: September 13, 2015, 05:43:37 AM »
Lunch with Pasties
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42414 on: September 13, 2015, 06:38:51 AM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42415 on: September 13, 2015, 07:11:01 AM »
Going for a curry lunch at the Masonic Lodge...  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42416 on: September 13, 2015, 03:14:11 PM »
Back from a long and occasionally mysterious lunch with Pasties and a good game of "Rude Menu Bingo"  rubschin: :thumbsup:

We also now know what a shrift is  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42417 on: September 13, 2015, 03:38:37 PM »
After leaving Nick being verbally abused by the station mistress (  eeek: ) I nipped over the road to a pub for a pee. I thought I'd never get out! The toilet door hinge was hanging off and needed much effort to close it, as did the bolt. Opening it again needed both hands and a foot underneath, great effort and ingenuity  surrender:
Nearly got roped in to an impromtpu karaoke session with two elderly gin sodden harridans  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42418 on: September 13, 2015, 03:39:43 PM »
Oh yes, I had forgotten about her  scared2:  Was it something I said?  She was yelling like a yelling thing  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42419 on: September 13, 2015, 03:40:41 PM »
And the gayer pub that Pasties chose had waiters who looked like shirtlifters and waitresses who looked like weightlifters  scared2:
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