A phone call floods in from Misty...
M: There is going to be a Spitfire flypast over your place in the next 20 mins
BM: *thinks* I can't imagine there are any Spitfires in Cyprus at the moment with the BoB stuff in the UK - and none they would let out after Sunset...
BM: This isn't a scam to get me to stand outside with my camera for the next twenty minutes like a cunt is it?
M: Oh noes, I hadn't thought of that - my mate at the air base told me about it and it is going right over your place
BM: Stands outside with his camera for 30 mins. No Spitfire.
Prepare the smote-a-thon!