The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

It was ghastly 

[Miss Demeanour]

On the plane back yesterday we were behind 3 wimmin in the row in front of us.
They barely gasped for breath the whole journey.
"And I said this" "And she said that" etc etc etc.
They talked over each other, under each other , about each other. They put a price tag to everything and slated off most of their 'friends' by all accounts
When the plane landed they declared that that had gone by quickly. If you had asked the row behind they would have had a very different experience ! 

[Nick]

Were they having a telephone conference? 

[Steve]

On the plane back yesterday we were behind 3 wimmin in the row in front of us.
They barely gasped for breath the whole journey.
"And I said this" "And she said that" etc etc etc.
They talked over each other, under each other , about each other. They put a price tag to everything and slated off most of their 'friends' by all accounts
When the plane landed they declared that that had gone by quickly. If you had asked the row behind they would have had a very different experience ! 

[Steve]

Today has just been so weird we are going out for some retail therapy.

[Darwins Selection]

**Ring-Ring**

Girly voice: "Hello Mr Selection, this is Chantelle about your radiator for the 7260"
DS: "Ah good, have you got one for me"
Chantelle: "Yes, we can have it here tomorrow. It's £12,800 plus VAT"
DS:    "Are you sure?"
Chantelle: "Yes. Ooh sorry, £1,280 plus VAT" **giggle**
DS: "How long have you been working for Bill?"
Chantelle: "Nearly a month"
DS: "Tell Bill to check his insurance for giving coronaries to old customers"
Chantelle: "Can you spell that"
DS: "Never mind, please order the radiator"

 

[Nick]

 

I am back, and my brain hurts 

[Barman]

**Ring-Ring**

Girly voice: "Hello Mr Selection, this is Chantelle about your radiator for the 7260"
DS: "Ah good, have you got one for me"
Chantelle: "Yes, we can have it here tomorrow. It's £12,800 plus VAT"
DS:    "Are you sure?"
Chantelle: "Yes. Ooh sorry, £1,280 plus VAT" **giggle**
DS: "How long have you been working for Bill?"
Chantelle: "Nearly a month"
DS: "Tell Bill to check his insurance for giving coronaries to old customers"
Chantelle: "Can you spell that"
DS: "Never mind, please order the radiator"

 

My niece works for a car repair place - she is as thick as mince too.... 

[Nick]

Does it run in the family, then?

[Barman]

Does it run in the family, then?

On LL's side.... 

[Nick]

Natural blondes?*







































*at least they have hair

[Barman]

Natural blondes?*







































*at least they have hair

 

[Nick]

Werking at the "office" on an impossible project    and then going to the bank, like

[Steve]

Werking at the "office" on an impossible project    and then going to the bank, like

Do they sell washing machines now?

[Nick]