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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42660 on: September 30, 2015, 12:39:52 PM »
The head waitress here has a fantastic arse!! May try to sneak a piccy later  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42661 on: September 30, 2015, 12:58:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 30, 2015, 07:39:44 AM
Werking at the "office" on an impossible project  evil:  and then going to the bank, like



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42662 on: September 30, 2015, 01:19:10 PM »
Quote from: Steve on September 30, 2015, 11:43:45 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 30, 2015, 07:39:44 AM
Werking at the "office" on an impossible project  evil:  and then going to the bank, like
Do they sell washing machines now?
::)
Haven't you heard of 'Money Laundering'?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42663 on: September 30, 2015, 05:07:04 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2015, 01:19:10 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 30, 2015, 11:43:45 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 30, 2015, 07:39:44 AM
Werking at the "office" on an impossible project  evil:  and then going to the bank, like
Do they sell washing machines now?
::)
Haven't you heard of 'Money Laundering'?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42664 on: September 30, 2015, 11:31:51 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2015, 01:48:50 PM
**Ring-Ring**

Girly voice: "Hello Mr Selection, this is Chantelle about your radiator for the 7260"
DS: "Ah good, have you got one for me"
Chantelle: "Yes, we can have it here tomorrow. It's £12,800 plus VAT"
DS:  eeek: eeek:  Shocked: "Are you sure?"
Chantelle: "Yes. Ooh sorry, £1,280 plus VAT" **giggle**
DS: "How long have you been working for Bill?"
Chantelle: "Nearly a month"
DS: "Tell Bill to check his insurance for giving coronaries to old customers"
Chantelle: "Can you spell that"
DS: "Never mind, please order the radiator"

 Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42665 on: October 01, 2015, 06:40:49 AM »
Werking at the "office" and then meeting my mate Nod
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42666 on: October 01, 2015, 07:06:39 AM »
Dealing with mongs..... cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42667 on: October 01, 2015, 07:39:21 AM »
Mostly today I will be making sure Mrs K has a good birthday.  This will not extend to the 6 pin bowling when it'll be fight to the death
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42668 on: October 01, 2015, 07:40:15 AM »
Quote from: Steve on October 01, 2015, 07:39:21 AM
Mostly today I will be making sure Mrs K has a good birthday.  This will not extend to the 6 pin bowling when it'll be fight to the death

Free bar......... Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42669 on: October 01, 2015, 07:48:37 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 01, 2015, 07:40:15 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 01, 2015, 07:39:21 AM
Mostly today I will be making sure Mrs K has a good birthday.  This will not extend to the 6 pin bowling when it'll be fight to the death

Free bar......... Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42670 on: October 02, 2015, 06:28:04 AM »
Worrying about having to phone someone whose name I can't pronounce  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42671 on: October 02, 2015, 07:50:40 AM »
Going fridge shopping....  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42672 on: October 02, 2015, 11:24:07 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2015, 07:50:40 AM
Going fridge shopping....  evil:

€1,000!  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42673 on: October 02, 2015, 11:25:30 AM »
Fridges that store less beer are available but you don't want to go there do you

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42674 on: October 02, 2015, 11:26:51 AM »
Quote from: Steve on October 02, 2015, 11:25:30 AM
Fridges that store less beer are available but you don't want to go there do you

I have a beer fridge - this is just for food!  evil:
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