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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42765 on: October 07, 2015, 02:41:30 PM »
It has been off the road for two years (so two years road tax to be paid), the battery was dead and gone and she has 367,000Km on the clock!  ;D

Sounds like the ideal Apeymobile...  rubschin:

But is started first time....  eeek:

Ah, perhaps not then...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42766 on: October 07, 2015, 02:45:29 PM »
It has been off the road for two years (so two years road tax to be paid), the battery was dead and gone and she has 367,000Km on the clock!  ;D

Sounds like the ideal Apeymobile...  rubschin:

But is started first time....  eeek:

Ah, perhaps not then...  noooo:

It doesn't stink of cat piss either....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42767 on: October 07, 2015, 09:26:46 PM »
It has been off the road for two years (so two years road tax to be paid), the battery was dead and gone and she has 367,000Km on the clock!  ;D

Sounds like the ideal Apeymobile...  rubschin:

But is started first time....  eeek:

Ah, perhaps not then...  noooo:

It doesn't stink of cat piss either....  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42768 on: October 07, 2015, 11:42:58 PM »
It has been off the road for two years (so two years road tax to be paid), the battery was dead and gone and she has 367,000Km on the clock!  ;D

Sounds like the ideal Apeymobile...  rubschin:

But is started first time....  eeek:

Ah, perhaps not then...  noooo:

It doesn't stink of cat piss either....  noooo:

 cussing:

your fault...... cussing:

BM's fault? Are you suggesting that the subtle aroma of stale urine wasn't caused by the cat?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42769 on: October 07, 2015, 11:52:21 PM »
It has been off the road for two years (so two years road tax to be paid), the battery was dead and gone and she has 367,000Km on the clock!  ;D

Sounds like the ideal Apeymobile...  rubschin:

But is started first time....  eeek:

Ah, perhaps not then...  noooo:

It doesn't stink of cat piss either....  noooo:

 cussing:

your fault...... cussing:

BM's fault? Are you suggesting that the subtle aroma of stale urine wasn't caused by the cat?  rubschin:

It's his age..... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42770 on: October 07, 2015, 11:53:38 PM »
It has been off the road for two years (so two years road tax to be paid), the battery was dead and gone and she has 367,000Km on the clock!  ;D

Sounds like the ideal Apeymobile...  rubschin:

But is started first time....  eeek:

Ah, perhaps not then...  noooo:

It doesn't stink of cat piss either....  noooo:

 cussing:

your fault...... cussing:

BM's fault? Are you suggesting that the subtle aroma of stale urine wasn't caused by the cat?  rubschin:

It's his age..... noooo:

So nothing to do with him taking a comment about you taking the piss literally...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42771 on: October 07, 2015, 11:55:58 PM »
It has been off the road for two years (so two years road tax to be paid), the battery was dead and gone and she has 367,000Km on the clock!  ;D

Sounds like the ideal Apeymobile...  rubschin:

But is started first time....  eeek:

Ah, perhaps not then...  noooo:

It doesn't stink of cat piss either....  noooo:

 cussing:

your fault...... cussing:

BM's fault? Are you suggesting that the subtle aroma of stale urine wasn't caused by the cat?  rubschin:

It's his age..... noooo:

So nothing to do with him taking a comment about you taking the piss literally...  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42772 on: October 08, 2015, 06:57:30 AM »
More telephone interviews  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42773 on: October 08, 2015, 09:30:20 AM »
Taking my mother to an out patients appointment.   Luckily there is an A&E in the very same hostipal so should I go  Explode: casualties should be promptly treated.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42774 on: October 08, 2015, 10:13:22 AM »
There are some very weird people employed in the UK education system. That is all. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42775 on: October 08, 2015, 11:14:40 AM »
Making a breakfast bar!  :thumbsup:






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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42776 on: October 08, 2015, 11:31:45 AM »
Making a breakfast bar!  :thumbsup:






What could possibly go wrong like...?  rubschin:

For some reason Reg Prescott comes to mind......  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42777 on: October 08, 2015, 11:32:51 AM »
Making a breakfast bar!  :thumbsup:






What could possibly go wrong like...?  rubschin:

For some reason Reg Prescott comes to mind......  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42778 on: October 08, 2015, 12:46:14 PM »
Making a breakfast bar!  :thumbsup:






What could possibly go wrong like...?  rubschin:

You never make breakfast....... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42779 on: October 08, 2015, 12:49:54 PM »
Making a breakfast bar!  :thumbsup:






What could possibly go wrong like...?  rubschin:

You never make breakfast....... noooo:

I always make breakfast!  cussing:
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