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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43380 on: December 02, 2015, 05:25:23 PM »
That vibrator has gone right round the Cypriot Postal service. I doubt she'd want it now  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43381 on: December 02, 2015, 05:27:42 PM »
Should this be in the Christmas presents thread?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43382 on: December 02, 2015, 05:31:46 PM »
Should this be in the Christmas presents thread?


I don't think it should be in any thread.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43383 on: December 02, 2015, 05:35:24 PM »
Why is my head suddenly full of "screw" jokes? rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43384 on: December 02, 2015, 08:23:14 PM »
Why is my head suddenly full of "screw" jokes? rubschin:

Plenty of room
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43385 on: December 03, 2015, 12:34:08 AM »
Why is my head suddenly full of "screw" jokes? rubschin:

Plenty of room

A single joke with many, many echoes you say...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43386 on: December 03, 2015, 01:08:20 AM »
Why is my head suddenly full of "screw" jokes? rubschin:

Plenty of room

A single joke with many, many echoes you say...  rubschin:

A single joke with many, many echoes you say... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43387 on: December 03, 2015, 06:07:03 AM »
Why is my head suddenly full of "screw" jokes? rubschin:

Plenty of room

A single joke with many, many echoes you say...  rubschin:

A single joke with many, many echoes you say... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43388 on: December 03, 2015, 09:45:03 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43389 on: December 03, 2015, 12:04:25 PM »
Getting ready for the nuns tomorrow....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43390 on: December 03, 2015, 12:17:28 PM »


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43391 on: December 03, 2015, 12:17:36 PM »
Getting ready for the nuns tomorrow....

I expect they are getting ready for you as well.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43392 on: December 03, 2015, 12:18:38 PM »
Getting ready for the nuns tomorrow....

I expect they are getting ready for you as well.




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43393 on: December 03, 2015, 12:19:34 PM »
Off to pick up Miss I from skool  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43394 on: December 03, 2015, 12:49:07 PM »
Off to pick up Miss I from skool  cloud9:

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