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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43500 on: December 11, 2015, 04:58:22 PM »
The Plod are on their way then  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43501 on: December 11, 2015, 05:06:30 PM »
Apey just called, apparently there are jets leaving the base that make the room shake. he's scared and wants to come home.

He had to have a special security escort, passport and registration. they also took pics of him and sent them to UK for authorisation.  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43502 on: December 11, 2015, 07:18:46 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43503 on: December 11, 2015, 08:08:23 PM »
Picked her up from the station (moan, groan, sniffle  ::))
Took her home and made her my special medicine (Beecham's Powders,honey and a lot of whisky)
Poured it down her at which point she curled up and started snoring  ::)
Going back later with a funnel to insert some soup into her

Went to collect prescription for me from quack
Took it to the chemist
Pharmacist came out to see me

P: Is this for you?
Me: Yes
P: Is this dose correct?
Me, consulting scrip: Yes
P: Um, what exactly is wrong with you??

I tell him

P: Hmmmmmmm
Me: Anything wrong?
P: The high dosage. Never seen this outside Intensive Care Unit

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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43504 on: December 11, 2015, 10:56:13 PM »
The Plod are on their way then  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43505 on: December 11, 2015, 11:00:46 PM »
Picked her up from the station (moan, groan, sniffle  ::))
Took her home and made her my special medicine (Beecham's Powders,honey and a lot of whisky)
Poured it down her at which point she curled up and started snoring  ::)
Going back later with a funnel to insert some soup into her

Went to collect prescription for me from quack
Took it to the chemist
Pharmacist came out to see me

P: Is this for you?
Me: Yes
P: Is this dose correct?
Me, consulting scrip: Yes
P: Um, what exactly is wrong with you??

I tell him

P: Hmmmmmmm
Me: Anything wrong?
P: The high dosage. Never seen this outside Intensive Care Unit

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

what did Mr Leg say?

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I know it's a high dosage but look at what I'm attached to...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43506 on: December 12, 2015, 12:06:23 AM »

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I know it's a high dosage but look at what I'm attached to...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43507 on: December 12, 2015, 07:15:26 AM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43508 on: December 12, 2015, 08:17:44 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43509 on: December 12, 2015, 08:35:48 AM »
Have to go to a meeting about photographing the baby Jeebus....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43510 on: December 12, 2015, 08:38:31 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43511 on: December 12, 2015, 09:00:58 AM »
Have to go to a meeting about photographing the baby Jeebus....  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43512 on: December 12, 2015, 09:01:36 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43514 on: December 12, 2015, 10:39:05 AM »
Just saw the biggest freaking spider i have ever seen in my life in the village!  eeek:

It was fighting a cat!  scared2:
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