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Apey just called, apparently there are jets leaving the base that make the room shake. he's scared and wants to come home. He had to have a special security escort, passport and registration. they also took pics of him and sent them to UK for authorisation.
Picked her up from the station (moan, groan, sniffle )Took her home and made her my special medicine (Beecham's Powders,honey and a lot of whisky)Poured it down her at which point she curled up and started snoring Going back later with a funnel to insert some soup into herWent to collect prescription for me from quackTook it to the chemistPharmacist came out to see meP: Is this for you?Me: YesP: Is this dose correct?Me, consulting scrip: YesP: Um, what exactly is wrong with you??I tell himP: HmmmmmmmMe: Anything wrong?P: The high dosage. Never seen this outside Intensive Care Unit
The Plod are on their way then
Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2015, 02:30:24 PMPicked her up from the station (moan, groan, sniffle )Took her home and made her my special medicine (Beecham's Powders,honey and a lot of whisky)Poured it down her at which point she curled up and started snoring Going back later with a funnel to insert some soup into herWent to collect prescription for me from quackTook it to the chemistPharmacist came out to see meP: Is this for you?Me: YesP: Is this dose correct?Me, consulting scrip: YesP: Um, what exactly is wrong with you??I tell himP: HmmmmmmmMe: Anything wrong?P: The high dosage. Never seen this outside Intensive Care Unit what did Mr Leg say?
I know it's a high dosage but look at what I'm attached to...
Quote from: Mr LegI know it's a high dosage but look at what I'm attached to...
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2015, 11:00:46 PMQuote from: Mr LegI know it's a high dosage but look at what I'm attached to...
Have to go to a meeting about photographing the baby Jeebus....
Quote from: Barman on December 12, 2015, 08:35:48 AMHave to go to a meeting about photographing the baby Jeebus....
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 12, 2015, 09:00:58 AMQuote from: Barman on December 12, 2015, 08:35:48 AMHave to go to a meeting about photographing the baby Jeebus....