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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43725 on: December 25, 2015, 11:30:03 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 25, 2015, 11:26:45 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 25, 2015, 11:25:58 AM
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And we're late already

Who is driving........ rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43726 on: December 25, 2015, 11:31:14 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43727 on: December 25, 2015, 03:37:12 PM »
Might have to go and get more booze........ redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43728 on: December 25, 2015, 03:46:20 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 25, 2015, 03:37:12 PM
Might have to go and get more booze........ redface:

Rookie mistake....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43729 on: December 25, 2015, 03:58:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 25, 2015, 03:46:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 25, 2015, 03:37:12 PM
Might have to go and get more booze........ redface:

Rookie mistake....  noooo:

New experience .....being up early and no hangover............ eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43730 on: December 25, 2015, 07:30:13 PM »
Stayed at home  noooo: ... Decided to weed around the water meter and while removing a stubborn root with a hammer, I broke the pipe on the mains side of the meter  Xmas3: Had a high pressure geyser erupt about 30 metres high and got soaked through trying to cap it. Had to call in the Polish builder who had been drinking Vodka all day and he called someone else to turn off the water to the whole village so that he could repair it. Meanwhile the geyser is still going strong and there is a flood of water running down the main street. All this on Christmas Day but the whole thing only took about 90 minutes to fix. Imagine doing that in the UK on Christmas Day. Wouldn't have been fixed until New Year... I have now calmed down and relaxed with a litre of village red...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43731 on: December 25, 2015, 07:32:35 PM »
Good werk in keeping with the best VP tradition of gubberation.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43732 on: December 25, 2015, 07:32:51 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on December 25, 2015, 07:30:13 PM
Stayed at home  noooo: ... Decided to weed around the water meter and while removing a stubborn root with a hammer, I broke the pipe on the mains side of the meter  Xmas3: Had a high pressure geyser erupt about 30 metres high and got soaked through trying to cap it. Had to call in the Polish builder who had been drinking Vodka all day and he called someone else to turn off the water to the whole village so that he could repair it. Meanwhile the geyser is still going strong and there is a flood of water running down the main street. All this on Christmas Day but the whole thing only took about 90 minutes to fix. Imagine doing that in the UK on Christmas Day. Wouldn't have been fixed until New Year... I have now calmed down and relaxed with a litre of village red...

Welcome to Cyprus.......... Thumbs:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43733 on: December 25, 2015, 07:34:23 PM »
Drinking collapso and waiting for some annoying rellies to turn up evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43734 on: December 25, 2015, 07:35:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 25, 2015, 07:34:23 PM
Drinking collapso and waiting for some annoying rellies to turn up evil:

Did you e-mail them......... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43735 on: December 25, 2015, 07:36:40 PM »
 eeek: rubschin:................................ noooo: :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43736 on: December 26, 2015, 12:08:26 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on December 25, 2015, 07:30:13 PM
Stayed at home  noooo: ... Decided to weed around the water meter and while removing a stubborn root with a hammer, I broke the pipe on the mains side of the meter  Xmas3: Had a high pressure geyser erupt about 30 metres high and got soaked through trying to cap it. Had to call in the Polish builder who had been drinking Vodka all day and he called someone else to turn off the water to the whole village so that he could repair it. Meanwhile the geyser is still going strong and there is a flood of water running down the main street. All this on Christmas Day but the whole thing only took about 90 minutes to fix. Imagine doing that in the UK on Christmas Day. Wouldn't have been fixed until New Year... I have now calmed down and relaxed with a litre of village red...
point:

I think you're wrong but please don't try and test your theory about how long to repair in the UK.  We have enough floods already
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43737 on: December 26, 2015, 12:24:07 AM »
Quote from: Steve on December 26, 2015, 12:08:26 AM
Quote from: Pirate on December 25, 2015, 07:30:13 PM
Stayed at home  noooo: ... Decided to weed around the water meter and while removing a stubborn root with a hammer, I broke the pipe on the mains side of the meter  Xmas3: Had a high pressure geyser erupt about 30 metres high and got soaked through trying to cap it. Had to call in the Polish builder who had been drinking Vodka all day and he called someone else to turn off the water to the whole village so that he could repair it. Meanwhile the geyser is still going strong and there is a flood of water running down the main street. All this on Christmas Day but the whole thing only took about 90 minutes to fix. Imagine doing that in the UK on Christmas Day. Wouldn't have been fixed until New Year... I have now calmed down and relaxed with a litre of village red...
point:

I think you're wrong but please don't try and test your theory about how long to repair in the UK.  We have enough floods already

And you have more fvcking polish........ ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43738 on: December 26, 2015, 12:28:41 AM »
Just got back from werk like  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43739 on: December 26, 2015, 12:39:26 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2015, 12:28:41 AM
Just got back from werk like  surrender:

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