The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Grumpmeister]

Apey's neighbour?

It's padlocked......

So does that mean we now have to call you 'hinge remover' 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Gonna walk down the village and check the post...

...chances of getting a good soaking ~50%

[Miss Demeanour]

The Brat 's phone is not working. Apparently there is no bigger crisis in the world than this today 

[Nick]

 

[apc2010]

The Brat 's phone is not working. Apparently there is no bigger crisis in the world than this today 

Call her to calm her down.......

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

I have to meet her after work at the phone shop.

"How am I going to know when you are there" she asks confused 

I suggest that in the old days we used to work by arranging a time and then both parties would ensure they are there at said time 

[Barman]

I have to meet her after work at the phone shop.

"How am I going to know when you are there" she asks confused 

I suggest that in the old days we used to work by arranging a time and then both parties would ensure they are there at said time 

 

Tell her to call you from a phone box! 

[Nick]

After the Boy broke his second phone of the year he was wary of coming to London without a phone. Mrs Nick got him a Tesco £10 cheapy. When I was having lunch with him I mentioned that I had travelled three continents alone from the age of 15 with no phone or e mail. He seemed unable to comprehend this

[Nick]

Miss C, who seems to be alive, texts and suggests a threesome with Miss I

At least, that is what I think she said

[Barman]

Miss C, who seems to be alive, texts and suggests a threesome with Miss I

At least, that is what I think she said

Of course, of course...

[Nick]

But she did

[Miss Demeanour]

After the Boy broke his second phone of the year he was wary of coming to London without a phone. Mrs Nick got him a Tesco £10 cheapy. When I was having lunch with him I mentioned that I had travelled three continents alone from the age of 15 with no phone or e mail. He seemed unable to comprehend this

Indeed it is not possible to travel anywhere in the world
Unless you know they have WiFi  ..and it should be free of course. !
Anything less is a breach of who man rights 

[Nick]

Is her car getting expensive yet?