The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

I'm back! 

[Grumpmeister]

Had you gone somewhere? 

[Barman]

Had you gone somewhere? 

Obviously...

[Steve]

Had you gone somewhere? 

Obviously...

You sure?  Nobody reported you missing

[Nick]

Back from a meeting characterised by the fake amiability and extreme politeness of people who despise each other's guts 

[apc2010]

Back from a meeting characterised by the fake amiability and extreme politeness of people who despise each other's guts 

I avoided mine tonight .........   2 invites in fact ...

[Steve]

Back from a meeting characterised by the fake amiability and extreme politeness of people who despise each other's guts 

[Nick]

The Boy calls. Mrs Nick found his secret condom hiding place. The condoms I bought for him, like 

[Pirate]

The Boy calls. Mrs Nick found his secret condom hiding place. The condoms I bought for him, like 

Well, you prolly didn't buy them. They were prolly old stock and out of date anyway...

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

The Boy calls. Mrs Nick found his secret condom hiding place. The condoms I bought for him, like 

And Mrs Nick went  by any chance?

[Nick]

We have had a "lively conversation" 

































Fucking Catholics 

[The Moan Ranger]

Odd, isn't it? Most of the people I have met who claim to be Catholics agree that the "rules" of Catholicism belong only to a bygone era and serve no useful function in a modern world. The spread of AIDS, Zika and lots of global poverty can be attributed to it.

And the Vatican sits on billions still spouting medieval incantations.

[Nick]

Lunch with Nod and a walk by the river 

[apc2010]

Since when is 7pm ...afternoon......