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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44820 on: March 14, 2016, 11:26:12 AM »
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It is Green Monday - not allowed to eat meat...  noooo:


... I am going to a Full English Breakfast Birthday Bash thing this morning...  rubschin:

Any tips Steve? Shrugs:
Pancakes and scrambled eggs at McDees?

Sausage, bacon, eggs, black pudding, beenz, hash browns, mushrooms...  redface:

The 'Green Monday brigade can go get fucked' plan then?


Does sound like a stupid idea.  Maybe someone said 'Clean Monday' with their mouth full and a centuries long mistook resulted

yes, also known as clean Monday...

the locals are all stuffing themselves with octopus and squid....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44821 on: March 14, 2016, 12:01:18 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2016, 11:26:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 14, 2016, 11:22:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2016, 11:05:53 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 14, 2016, 10:16:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2016, 07:54:00 AM
It is Green Monday - not allowed to eat meat...  noooo:


... I am going to a Full English Breakfast Birthday Bash thing this morning...  rubschin:

Any tips Steve? Shrugs:
Pancakes and scrambled eggs at McDees?

Sausage, bacon, eggs, black pudding, beenz, hash browns, mushrooms...  redface:

The 'Green Monday brigade can go get fucked' plan then?


Does sound like a stupid idea.  Maybe someone said 'Clean Monday' with their mouth full and a centuries long mistook resulted

yes, also known as clean Monday...

the locals are all stuffing themselves with octopus and squid....
sick2: 

Never underestimate the power of fuckwittery.   Didn't the left footers once have this idea that you couldn't eat meat on Fridays?

There are lots of plausible reasons to consider not eating some foods, even Marmite, but the effin calendar ain't one of them.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44822 on: March 15, 2016, 09:17:42 AM »
Haircut and a small battle with the Post Office
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44823 on: March 15, 2016, 09:50:13 AM »
Need to venture out in the storms and see the Muchtar....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44824 on: March 15, 2016, 09:57:44 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 15, 2016, 09:17:42 AM
Haircut and a small battle with the Post Office

Planning a seasonal uprising now miss I has gone?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44825 on: March 15, 2016, 09:59:39 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44826 on: March 15, 2016, 10:55:05 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44827 on: March 15, 2016, 02:47:03 PM »
Unbidden PPI refund cheque arrives  eeek: Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44828 on: March 15, 2016, 02:56:18 PM »
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Unbidden PPI refund cheque arrives  eeek: Shocked:

Free beer....... cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44829 on: March 15, 2016, 02:58:54 PM »
May pay the brief noooo:  Or a dirty weekend away with MIss I eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44830 on: March 15, 2016, 03:56:22 PM »
Have to go to a college concert thing tonight for the Man's youngest boy.  Only thing is the mad bitch from hell is also due to be there and as there has been no conversation for over a year and she is still fuming should be an interesting night  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44831 on: March 15, 2016, 04:00:29 PM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44832 on: March 15, 2016, 04:30:45 PM »
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Popcorn:
Popcorn:  Popcorn:

I suggest take BM's illegal shotgun.  Shuts up most mad bitches especially if you pull the trigger
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44833 on: March 15, 2016, 05:41:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2016, 03:56:22 PM
Have to go to a college concert thing tonight for the Man's youngest boy.  Only thing is the mad bitch from hell is also due to be there and as there has been no conversation for over a year and she is still fuming should be an interesting night  ::)

My money's on you. You're a mentalist  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #44834 on: March 15, 2016, 06:33:50 PM »
 cloud9:

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She is pond life  evil:
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