The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Darwins Selection]

PS: I have also tidied up my coat pockets 

[Nick]

Top tip: when you sit at a desk doing nothing constructive for several hours make a list of all the things you are definitely going to do tomorrow and then knock off for the day*   































*repeat ad infinitum 

I am at "the office" and actively looking at my to do list 

[Steve]

Top tip: when you sit at a desk doing nothing constructive for several hours make a list of all the things you are definitely going to do tomorrow and then knock off for the day*   


*repeat ad infinitum 

I am at "the office" and actively looking at my to do list 

They'll keep til tomorrow

[Nick]

Do some of this werk on the train to London, you say?

[Nick]

Ooh goody, an e mail dispute has broken out between some colleagues. I must join in to help them all resolve the problem. This may take some time 

[Steve]

Ooh goody, an e mail dispute has broken out between some colleagues. I must join in to help them all resolve the problem. This may take some time 

Or post them up here and use the collective wisdom of the VP to suggest suitable replies

[Nick]

Mercifully, my client has supplied me with an essential 30 page spreadsheet but has introduced an error into it which makes it useless.

It will take them three days to re run it. Pub o clock 

[Nick]

Spoke too soon. The bastards prioritised it and have just sent me the corrected version 

[Darwins Selection]

Spoke too soon. The bastards prioritised it and have just sent me the corrected version 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

PS: I have also tidied up my coat pockets 

Does that mean Doctors Pockets is going to be the new euphamism for lags who don't believe in wizards... 

[Nick]

Cow TV to London

[Steve]

Tunbridge Wells

[Barman]

Fixing an oil leak on the Pajero... 

[Nick]

New train with proper round wheels and everyfink