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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48540 on: February 02, 2017, 05:53:27 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48541 on: February 02, 2017, 08:18:38 PM »
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Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2017, 03:28:52 PM
I am paying her in cash and in kind.............. whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48542 on: February 03, 2017, 11:05:58 AM »
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Anyhoo, meant to be "werking" but Nod suggests "lunch"  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48543 on: February 03, 2017, 11:22:46 AM »
Trying to put the Dyson back together...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48544 on: February 03, 2017, 11:26:00 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48545 on: February 03, 2017, 11:27:12 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48546 on: February 03, 2017, 11:31:08 AM »
Top tip: throw any leftover bits in the bin :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48547 on: February 03, 2017, 11:31:42 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2017, 11:22:46 AM
Trying to put the Dyson back together...  redface:

New pub game, how long will it take Baldymort to terminally gub it put it back together and how many pieces will be left over....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48548 on: February 03, 2017, 11:32:05 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2017, 11:22:46 AM
Trying to put the Dyson back together...  redface:
That sort of task always sucks doesn't it
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48549 on: February 03, 2017, 11:33:16 AM »
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2017, 11:32:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2017, 11:22:46 AM
Trying to put the Dyson back together...  redface:
That sort of task always sucks doesn't it

I hope so!  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48550 on: February 03, 2017, 11:37:13 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2017, 11:33:16 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2017, 11:32:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2017, 11:22:46 AM
Trying to put the Dyson back together...  redface:
That sort of task always sucks doesn't it

I hope so!  lol:

The internet brings sounds advice:

If your Dyson won't go back together
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48551 on: February 03, 2017, 11:50:18 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48552 on: February 03, 2017, 11:51:51 AM »
I accidentally melted ours once and had to go out and buy a new one before Mrs Nick got home. I had to sort of dirty up the new one to make it look used  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48553 on: February 03, 2017, 12:00:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2017, 11:51:51 AM
I accidentally melted ours once and had to go out and buy a new one before Mrs Nick got home. I had to sort of dirty up the new one to make it look used  redface:
OK I'll bite.  How do you "accidentally melt" a hoover?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48554 on: February 03, 2017, 12:02:11 PM »
Ashes from the log fire may not have cooled sufficiently  redface:
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