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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48675 on: February 13, 2017, 10:15:13 AM »
Safely in the "office" and determined to start work on this project  angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48676 on: February 13, 2017, 10:30:18 AM »
Dear Mr A. Customer

I'm sorry that you have found it difficult to change the air filter, in most cases we have designed these to be simple to remove. However further research into the problem has shown that you are also known as Mr Baldymort or Mr Barmong. If this is the case, for the sake of safety I implore you to get a man in.

Yours sincerely

Mr Ford.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48677 on: February 13, 2017, 10:32:39 AM »
Dear Mr A. Customer

I'm sorry that you have found it difficult to change the air filter, in most cases we have designed these to be simple to remove. However further research into the problem has shown that you are also known as Mr Baldymort or Mr Barmong. If this is the case, for the sake of safety I implore you to get a man in.

Yours sincerely

Mr Ford.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48678 on: February 13, 2017, 10:33:43 AM »
Is that a new pub game? BM would lose, of course  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48679 on: February 13, 2017, 10:35:26 AM »
Is that a new pub game? BM would lose, of course  angel1
;D   Prolly think you had to put the fish in the Blunderbuss first
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48680 on: February 13, 2017, 10:36:09 AM »
Is the Blunderbuss the new name for the owld Panjero?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48681 on: February 13, 2017, 10:37:45 AM »
Is the Blunderbuss the new name for the owld Panjero?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48683 on: February 13, 2017, 10:41:53 AM »
Is the Blunderbuss the new name for the owld Panjero?

And the owld sierra  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48684 on: February 13, 2017, 04:21:48 PM »
I am pleased to report that I have made a new to do list to work on tomorrow  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48685 on: February 13, 2017, 04:34:23 PM »
I am pleased to report that I have made a new to do list to work on tomorrow  angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48686 on: February 13, 2017, 04:34:54 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48687 on: February 13, 2017, 04:37:56 PM »
Booze free today...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48688 on: February 13, 2017, 07:35:50 PM »
Booze free today...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48689 on: February 13, 2017, 07:38:00 PM »
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