The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

At the "office".

Spoke to client last night and said the report was complete but I needed some editing time. 

SO I guess I had better write it now 

 

We promise not to disturb you... 

Oh noes we should help.  I'll start him off, all Nick has to do is just edit these characters into something a little more sensible

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[Nick]

Off to the station........

[Grumpmeister]

Off to the station........

What did the police catch you doing this time.... 

[apc2010]

Off to the station........

What did the police catch you doing this time.... 

 

[Nick]

Taking Miss I up the Erewash before popping her on the train

[Darwins Selection]

Taking Miss I up the Erewash before popping her on the train

Pullman?

[Barman]

Taking Miss I up the Erewash before popping her on the train

Pullman?

 

[Nick]

Ended up at the National Watersports Centre and my canal.

It was the whitewater kayak run that did for her. "I NEED A WEE!"

I indicated a nearby bush and said I would stand guard 

Seconds later about 20 cub scouts on some sort of orienteering thing appeared.

Scout boss yells, "Wait there lads, there's a lady having a wee behind that bush!"

Miss I emerges red faced to be confronted by 20 sniggering 9 year olds 

[Steve]

Ended up at the National Watersports Centre and my canal.

It was the whitewater kayak run that did for her. "I NEED A WEE!"

I indicated a nearby bush and said I would stand guard 

Seconds later about 20 cub scouts on some sort of orienteering thing appeared.

Scout boss yells, "Wait there lads, there's a lady having a wee behind that bush!"

Miss I emerges red faced to be confronted by 20 sniggering 9 year olds 

Puts a whole new meaning to 'orienteering'

[Nick]

It was all my fault for some reason 

[Steve]

It was all my fault for some reason 

best to grin and bear it

[Nick]

It was all my fault for some reason 

best to grin and bare it

 

[Steve]

It was all my fault for some reason 

best to grin and bare it

 

Moves £10 from left to right pocket

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

Got to clear out the owld Sierra ready for his service tomorrow and then "lunch" with Nod