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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48885 on: March 03, 2017, 11:33:07 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2017, 09:49:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2017, 09:36:46 AM
At the "office".

Spoke to client last night and said the report was complete but I needed some editing time.  redface:

SO I guess I had better write it now  scared2:

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We promise not to disturb you...  whistle:

Oh noes we should help.  I'll start him off, all Nick has to do is just edit these characters into something a little more sensible

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48886 on: March 03, 2017, 04:54:55 PM »
Off to the station........ cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48887 on: March 03, 2017, 10:41:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2017, 04:54:55 PM
Off to the station........ cloud9:

What did the police catch you doing this time....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48888 on: March 03, 2017, 10:45:50 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2017, 10:41:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2017, 04:54:55 PM
Off to the station........ cloud9:

What did the police catch you doing this time....  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48889 on: March 04, 2017, 07:43:47 AM »
Taking Miss I up the Erewash before popping her on the train cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48890 on: March 04, 2017, 09:29:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2017, 07:43:47 AM
Taking Miss I up the Erewash before popping her on the train cloud9:
Pullman?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48891 on: March 04, 2017, 09:59:27 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48892 on: March 04, 2017, 02:05:29 PM »
Ended up at the National Watersports Centre and my canal.

It was the whitewater kayak run that did for her. "I NEED A WEE!"

I indicated a nearby bush and said I would stand guard  angel1

Seconds later about 20 cub scouts on some sort of orienteering thing appeared.

Scout boss yells, "Wait there lads, there's a lady having a wee behind that bush!"

Miss I emerges red faced to be confronted by 20 sniggering 9 year olds  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48893 on: March 04, 2017, 02:32:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2017, 02:05:29 PM
Ended up at the National Watersports Centre and my canal.

It was the whitewater kayak run that did for her. "I NEED A WEE!"

I indicated a nearby bush and said I would stand guard  angel1

Seconds later about 20 cub scouts on some sort of orienteering thing appeared.

Scout boss yells, "Wait there lads, there's a lady having a wee behind that bush!"

Miss I emerges red faced to be confronted by 20 sniggering 9 year olds  redface:
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Puts a whole new meaning to 'orienteering'
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48894 on: March 04, 2017, 02:34:08 PM »
It was all my fault for some reason  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48895 on: March 04, 2017, 02:44:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2017, 02:34:08 PM
It was all my fault for some reason  noooo:
best to grin and bear it
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48896 on: March 04, 2017, 02:46:42 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 04, 2017, 02:44:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2017, 02:34:08 PM
It was all my fault for some reason  noooo:
best to grin and bare it

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48897 on: March 04, 2017, 02:51:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2017, 02:46:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 04, 2017, 02:44:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2017, 02:34:08 PM
It was all my fault for some reason  noooo:
best to grin and bare it

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48898 on: March 04, 2017, 02:52:15 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48899 on: March 05, 2017, 07:44:32 AM »
Got to clear out the owld Sierra ready for his service tomorrow and then "lunch" with Nod NickSick
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