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[Just One More]

Ended up at the National Watersports Centre and my canal.

It was the whitewater kayak run that did for her. "I NEED A WEE!"

I indicated a nearby bush and said I would stand guard 

Seconds later about 20 cub scouts on some sort of orienteering thing appeared.

Scout boss yells, "Wait there lads, there's a lady having a wee behind that bush!"

Miss I emerges red faced to be confronted by 20 sniggering 9 year olds 

Did their woggles wiggle?

[Steve]

Ended up at the National Watersports Centre and my canal.

It was the whitewater kayak run that did for her. "I NEED A WEE!"

I indicated a nearby bush and said I would stand guard 

Seconds later about 20 cub scouts on some sort of orienteering thing appeared.

Scout boss yells, "Wait there lads, there's a lady having a wee behind that bush!"

Miss I emerges red faced to be confronted by 20 sniggering 9 year olds 

Did their woggles wiggle?

[Nick]

Child 

[apc2010]

Child 

You have to be to be in the cubs .........

[Nick]

Is there a Catholic branch then?

[Darwins Selection]

Is there a Catholic branch then?

[Nick]

Jim the car dropped off for his service

They will phone me later 

At "the office" and this is going to be the week in which I have to werk like a slave 

[Barman]

Going shopping in Limassol... 

[Barman]

Back! 

[Nick]

No news from the car hospital, so I think Jim may be alive  , unlike my pal's VW Golf which, valued at £4K, needs £6K worth of repairs 

[Barman]

No news from the car hospital, so I think Jim may be alive  , unlike my pal's VW Golf which, valued at £4K, needs £6K worth of repairs 

Six grand???? 

[Nick]

Garage says Jim still in surgery and they will "call soon" 

[Barman]

Garage says Jim still in surgery and they will "call soon" 

 

[Nick]

Jim needs a noperation 

[Steve]

Jim needs a noperation 

replace engine, chassis, interior, drive train and wheels?

Still the fluffy dice can be re-used