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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48990 on: March 09, 2017, 09:46:51 PM »
Off to Secret Squirrel club....  whistle:

That's just nuts......... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48991 on: March 10, 2017, 06:14:06 AM »
Taking Jim to hospital and then home to bed (Man Flu) sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48992 on: March 10, 2017, 09:34:04 AM »
Recovering from the funeral  NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48993 on: March 10, 2017, 09:58:00 AM »
Battle
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« Reply #48994 on: March 10, 2017, 10:01:25 AM »
Sounds like she is  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48995 on: March 10, 2017, 07:40:07 PM »
Oh yes ...the ex bitch from hell was invited to the service but not to the do after.

So she turns up for the do anyway and stays all flipping afternoon. We ended up leaving to go somewhere else hours later and she was still there...all her sarky self all day gggrrrr

I struggled not using the axe  !!!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48996 on: March 10, 2017, 07:41:36 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48997 on: March 10, 2017, 08:12:52 PM »
Oh yes ...the ex bitch from hell was invited to the service but not to the do after.

So she turns up for the do anyway and stays all flipping afternoon. We ended up leaving to go somewhere else hours later and she was still there...all her sarky self all day gggrrrr

I struggled not using the axe  !!!
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You did use the Polonium then
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48998 on: March 11, 2017, 06:50:35 AM »
Collecting Jim from hospital and then going to werk evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #48999 on: March 11, 2017, 08:26:28 AM »
Collecting Jim from hospital and then going to werk evil:

Kerrrr-chiiiing!  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49000 on: March 11, 2017, 11:09:02 AM »
Jim lives  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49001 on: March 11, 2017, 11:10:09 AM »
Phew! (at what cost?)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49002 on: March 11, 2017, 11:16:47 AM »
£1K this week  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49003 on: March 11, 2017, 11:31:06 AM »
Crikey!

I've just paid out £620 to repair storm Doris damage. I lost most of the fencing at the bottom of the garden.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49004 on: March 11, 2017, 11:49:25 AM »
Crikey!

I've just paid out £620 to repair storm Doris damage. I lost most of the fencing at the bottom of the garden.
It'd have been cheaper all round to have Nick park Jim on its side there instead
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