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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49560 on: May 09, 2017, 03:29:37 PM »
Apparently the really dangerous bit is when they try to get the Willycam out. It can cause "abrasions"  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49561 on: May 09, 2017, 03:32:11 PM »
Apparently the really dangerous bit is when they try to get the Willycam out. It can cause "abrasions"  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49562 on: May 09, 2017, 03:33:22 PM »
That could make matters worse!!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49563 on: May 10, 2017, 05:39:00 AM »
Shopping in Pafos then Brunch in Geroskipou...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49564 on: May 10, 2017, 08:31:29 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49565 on: May 10, 2017, 08:36:10 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49566 on: May 10, 2017, 08:53:30 AM »
Tunbridge Wells and then Canterbury to see Mr Holland
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49567 on: May 10, 2017, 01:10:24 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49568 on: May 10, 2017, 02:15:35 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49569 on: May 10, 2017, 03:48:29 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49570 on: May 10, 2017, 07:46:27 PM »
Interesting wake up this morning, bloody great crashing bang from the docks followed by loads of sirens...  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49571 on: May 10, 2017, 08:29:06 PM »
I have just finished work for over a months holiday !!!!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49572 on: May 10, 2017, 11:14:13 PM »
I have just finished work for over a months holiday !!!!

Zippidity doo day zippiday eh  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49573 on: May 10, 2017, 11:16:33 PM »
Tunbridge Wells and then Canterbury to see Mr Holland
Jools Holland most excellent, stunning on the ivories
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49574 on: May 11, 2017, 12:46:20 AM »
Tunbridge Wells and then Canterbury to see Mr Holland
Jools Holland most excellent, stunning on the ivories

I had a ticket to see him when he was playing in Falmouth a while back, you can imagine my reaction to getting a phone call from work a couple of hours before the gig telling me that I had to go in for a shift as they were short staffed.  Banghead
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